Not before my coffee!

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Oh, I am in luck!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "guilt-free" morning b0nerz are the best! i try not to let them go to waste, if i can help it. b0nerz from my Mr. are my bat-signal. i respond promptly, any time of day.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.

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    My sticker.

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    No shame.
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  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

    ^^This

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Wow, I just do not understand (shakes head).

    I guess it just must be priorities.

    I am a certified coffee snob. I spend horrendous amounts of money on coffee beans for my blends. My coffee apparatus is top of the line and allows me to set coffee grind, amount of beans, water temperature and water amount. All of the things that affect coffee flavor.

    I have never had a cup of coffee that is good as sex at any time of the day, especially the morning!
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.

    no no no no no....

    would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%

    How you doin :flowerforyou:
  • Sag2015
    Sag2015 Posts: 88
    Morning sex? What's that??

    I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.

    Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Wow, I just do not understand (shakes head).

    I guess it just must be priorities.

    I am a certified coffee snob. I spend horrendous amounts of money on coffee beans for my blends. My coffee apparatus is top of the line and allows me to set coffee grind, amount of beans, water temperature and water amount. All of the things that affect coffee flavor.

    I have never had a cup of coffee that is good as sex at any time of the day, especially the morning!

    I'm pretty sure there's a handy dandy timer on that machine. Set that little contraption to ten minutes prior to normal wake up time. Come back and get in bed while nice and caffeinated. Studies show that caffeine improves blood flow. Blood flow makes for fuller, firmer, harder erections. Harder erections means she'll make you bacon after you've done your duty.

    If you don't want to read:

    Coffee-->Harder Erection-->More Pleasing--->Bacon.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I don't drink coffee... ever. It's gross. So yeah, I'll take the sex, please.
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Morning sex? What's that??

    I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.

    Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.

    *bites tongue*
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    Coffee is morning sex.

    lololololllllllllllllllllllll yessssss!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Morning sex? What's that??

    I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.

    Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.

    *bites tongue*


    *bites lip*
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Morning sex? What's that??

    I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.

    Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.

    *bites tongue*


    *bites lip*

    :love:
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
    Considering that one or both of my kids ends up in bed with us at some point during the night, morning sex is like a white buffalo - heard of, but rarely ever seen.

    Someday when the kids grow out of wanting to be in our big comfy bed, morning sex might make an appearance again…but I'm not counting on it as I am NOT a morning person. Those who wake me before 8am face my terrible wrath and reap dire consequences...
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Chooses morning sex over coffee any day.
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.


    QFT!!!!
  • Ranocchia
    Ranocchia Posts: 73 Member
    Coffee - Toothpaste - Being awake enough - Whatever
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.

    ^ This
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    <---I don't just drink my coffee. I make love to teh coffee.




    Fine Print: Do not try this at home, you must be of Latino descent. If you're not sure that you're of Latino descent, look at your button up shirt, have the top three buttons ever been used? If the answer is yes, then no, you're not of Latino blood.
  • Expect_The_Worst
    Expect_The_Worst Posts: 171
    I cannot believe the number of people that do not like to wake up to morning sex. The real one. The, 'good morning' whisper in the ear followed by under the covers foreplay and ultimately...as you wipe the sleep from your eyes. Thoughts?

    So all you had to do was whisper 'good morning' ?

    Im glad I kept my chloroform receipt. Now I can take that back to the store. Thanks for the tip!
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    LOVE it! It's the best way to wake up! No words, just sleepy hands moving all over the place :love:

    To the people talking about brushing their teeth first, you're totally missing out on the half-asleep euphoria! Besides, y'all don't have to kiss or even be face-to-face :bigsmile:
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