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    Injured myself showing off with pullups

    Posts: 6 Member
    edited February 14 in Chit-Chat
    So I decided to show off my new-found powers to my wife by snapping off a few pullups. Unfortunately on the second rep I felt a tear in my right shoulder. Upon examination, I had completely torn off my right arm.

    I'm thinking about increasing my brain intake to help recovery from this grievous injury. I don't want to get bulky but I do want to stop this advanced state of decomposition. And maybe get a little toned, lol. Any ideas?

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    • Posts: 2,595 Member
      :noway: I'm sorry... I'm distracted by the odd and gross profile pic... what were you saying
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      dfk did I just read.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      I had to just explain why I was laughing so hard I was crying at this username...
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      omg
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      What's more important is...has your penis fell off yet?
    • Posts: 49,167 Member
      Read "Natural Cures" by Kevin Trudeau. A classic.

      A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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      Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      I suggest starting by taking the large amount of derp found on some of the forums! Those brains won't be missed.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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    • Posts: 5,537 Member
      I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Watch Walking Dead and give up.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Try a 30 day ketone cleanse.
    • Posts: 39,744 Member
      IT"S ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVE
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

      Way to be insensitive.
    • Posts: 18,771 Member
      I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

      I was going to suggest squats and deadlifts.

      I'M SO CLEVER
    • Posts: 5,537 Member
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      Way to be insensitive.

      Jeez. Liven up a little.
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      *hides* he might eat my brains since I have easy access and all.
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
      Sooooooooooooooo? Don't keep us in suspense. How many pounds did you lose??
    • Posts: 1,557 Member
      I must spend entirely too much time around toddlers..... I was trying to figure out why a grown man would be showing off his Pull-Ups.

      Huggies-Pull-Ups-with-Making-the-World-Cuter.jpg

      (I figured out images! Go me!)
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Jeez. Liven up a little.

      You are so rotten.
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
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      Jeez. Liven up a little.

      Fir real. Can't we just live and let live.


      Especially in case anyway is an HSP.
    • Posts: 1,008
      Maybe you should go on a juice fast It may heal quicker that way provided you put spinach in it
    • Posts: 5,537 Member
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      You are so rotten.

      That's a brainless accusation.
    • Posts: 1,056 Member
      omg

      x1000
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      That's a brainless accusation.

      I was dragging my feet a bit.
    • Posts: 6 Member
      Sooooooooooooooo? Don't keep us in suspense. How many pounds did you lose??

      Unfortunately I'm trying to bulk so this was a major setback :( I'm losing all of my brainnnzzz errr gainnnzzz
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
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      I was dragging my feet a bit.

      Don't be such a stiff!
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
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      Unfortunately I'm trying to bulk so this was a major setback :( I'm losing all of my brainnnzzz errr gainnnzzz

      bummer
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      :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
    • Posts: 9,097 Member
      Use the arm as a make shift foam roller on the shoulder area. Its probably will take care of the DOMS too...
    • Posts: 253 Member
      What's more important is...has your penis fell off yet?
      LOL
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