Injured myself showing off with pullups

EccentricDead
EccentricDead Posts: 6 Member
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So I decided to show off my new-found powers to my wife by snapping off a few pullups. Unfortunately on the second rep I felt a tear in my right shoulder. Upon examination, I had completely torn off my right arm.

I'm thinking about increasing my brain intake to help recovery from this grievous injury. I don't want to get bulky but I do want to stop this advanced state of decomposition. And maybe get a little toned, lol. Any ideas?
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  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    :noway: I'm sorry... I'm distracted by the odd and gross profile pic... what were you saying
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    dfk did I just read.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I had to just explain why I was laughing so hard I was crying at this username...
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    omg
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    What's more important is...has your penis fell off yet?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,060 Member
    Read "Natural Cures" by Kevin Trudeau. A classic.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I suggest starting by taking the large amount of derp found on some of the forums! Those brains won't be missed.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Watch Walking Dead and give up.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Try a 30 day ketone cleanse.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    IT"S ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVE
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    I was going to suggest squats and deadlifts.

    I'M SO CLEVER
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    *hides* he might eat my brains since I have easy access and all.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Sooooooooooooooo? Don't keep us in suspense. How many pounds did you lose??
  • serindipte
    serindipte Posts: 1,557 Member
    I must spend entirely too much time around toddlers..... I was trying to figure out why a grown man would be showing off his Pull-Ups.

    Huggies-Pull-Ups-with-Making-the-World-Cuter.jpg

    (I figured out images! Go me!)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.

    You are so rotten.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.

    Fir real. Can't we just live and let live.


    Especially in case anyway is an HSP.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    Maybe you should go on a juice fast It may heal quicker that way provided you put spinach in it
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.

    You are so rotten.

    That's a brainless accusation.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    omg

    x1000
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.

    You are so rotten.

    That's a brainless accusation.

    I was dragging my feet a bit.
  • EccentricDead
    EccentricDead Posts: 6 Member
    Sooooooooooooooo? Don't keep us in suspense. How many pounds did you lose??

    Unfortunately I'm trying to bulk so this was a major setback :( I'm losing all of my brainnnzzz errr gainnnzzz
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I think you should just learn to live with the fact that all of your muscle is going to rot and fall eventually.

    Way to be insensitive.

    Jeez. Liven up a little.

    You are so rotten.

    That's a brainless accusation.

    I was dragging my feet a bit.

    Don't be such a stiff!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Sooooooooooooooo? Don't keep us in suspense. How many pounds did you lose??

    Unfortunately I'm trying to bulk so this was a major setback :( I'm losing all of my brainnnzzz errr gainnnzzz

    bummer
  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
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    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Use the arm as a make shift foam roller on the shoulder area. Its probably will take care of the DOMS too...
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
    What's more important is...has your penis fell off yet?
    LOL

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