Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

indecent exposure.

Selling "Groovy Dreams of California" that were really just idle thoughts of Minnesota.

pole dancing on a street light

he gave the wrong cop his "I know my rights look"

bar fight

Jaywalking... Quickly followed by!!!

Lewd and Lascivious conduct.
Assaulting an Officer.
Resisting arrest.
Grand Theft Auto of a Police Vehicle.
Driving Under the Influence of a Controlled Substance. (2 doses of pre-workout!)
Wanton Destruction of Public Property.
Parking Violation. (Parked police cruiser on top of a fire hydrant)
Display of a Sword in a Suggestive Manner. (Where the hell did he get this?!?)
Brandishing of a Deadly Weapon.
Littering.

All charges except littering were dismissed. He received a $2000 fine and 90 days community service for the littering charge...

playing too much gta...

locked himself in a strangers closet and refused to come out

Glueing glitter and a horn on a horse trying to turn it into a unicorn BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT PRETTY!

bar fight

Secretly saved all his gf's hair (from shaving her legs) to glue it onto his body idk why:flowerforyou:

Haha I was trying to hit the cop!!

got caught steeling twinkies from the store.

armed and dangerous

impersonating dogs in public thereby disturbing the peace

got caught betting on a fight between two teenage girls