OWL DIET

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  • hilly510
    hilly510 Posts: 46 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.

    I'm loving everything about this.
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    The OWL diet?

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  • KHalseth
    KHalseth Posts: 104 Member
    do we get to eat Owls?

    That was my roommates interpretation of it.
  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
    But they make it look so appealing...

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  • KHalseth
    KHalseth Posts: 104 Member
    OMG, these owl videos clips are so funny. I'm finally on my lunch break and I am trying not to laugh so loud that I disrupt people back on shift now. It's really hard.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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    I LOVES this!!!!
  • missabeez
    missabeez Posts: 280 Member
    Guys, stahp it, I'm afraid of owls :'(
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    In for Tootsie Roll Pop diet:

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    How many Tootsie Roll pops to get to 800 calories?

    13 and 1/3.

    Maths. :laugh:

    What is this in percentages?
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Ugh. For a second there I thought pooping out mouse skulls was the newest colon cleanse.
  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
    wow
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
    In for Tootsie Roll Pop diet:

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    How many Tootsie Roll pops to get to 800 calories?

    13 and 1/3.

    Maths. :laugh:

    What is this in percentages?

    DYEM?????

    Also, percentage of what? It would be about 35% of my maintenance calories. :laugh:
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    Do you get to eat more to make up for the calories you work off hacking up a pellet?
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    In for Tootsie Roll Pop diet:

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    How many Tootsie Roll pops to get to 800 calories?

    13 and 1/3.

    Maths. :laugh:

    What is this in percentages?

    DYEM?????

    Also, percentage of what? It would be about 35% of my maintenance calories. :laugh:

    It was a joke. :wink:
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
    Guys, stahp it, I'm afraid of owls :'(

    derp.
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
    Guys, stahp it, I'm afraid of owls :'(

    GTFO! :grumble:
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
    In for Tootsie Roll Pop diet:

    Wall-decorations-Tootsie-Pop-Owl1.jpg
    How many Tootsie Roll pops to get to 800 calories?

    13 and 1/3.

    Maths. :laugh:

    What is this in percentages?

    DYEM?????

    Also, percentage of what? It would be about 35% of my maintenance calories. :laugh:

    It was a joke. :wink:

    No humor on the forums!!!!!!! :grumble:
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member


    By the way, OWL stands for Omaha Weight Loss because the doctor is from Omaha. That's all. I keep imaging people picking apart little rodents and birds, eating what owls eat.

    LOL I was imagining people eating owl steaks and owl fries made from real hoot owls
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
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    This got my coworker asking what I was laughing at... I think I've been caught "working" hahaha
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    I'm a vegetarian.

    You poor girl!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm a vegetarian.

    You poor girl!
    Why? I used to eat meat. I know what I'm "missing" and I don't miss it.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    I'm a vegetarian.

    You poor girl!
    Why? I used to eat meat. I know what I'm "missing" and I don't miss it.

    High five...I've been a vegetarian for 24 years now...
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    LOVE it!

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  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    4 out of 4 owls agree that this is a bad diet.

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  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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