Why did you dump the person above you?

She was a hotter genie than I was

Was jealous of her Auburn locks.

Couldn't handle the first that is Emmalee.

Because he refused to break it off with the other girl

Because they posted another redundant forum post about why I dumped them

cheated on me with the lead singer from white snake

Wouldn't let me wear my hair bands

not even funny....

too young

Wanted to do it with her socks on!