Why did you dump the person above you?

jjennyb4

She wouldn't share the mirror

brewji

She kept insisting I take the cuffs off

_Calypso_

Never let me out of the basement

brewji

I couldn't MacGyver her a gag that worked well enough to stop the neighbors from complaining

Babsie777

He wasn't MacGyver.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she said i was too big. lol

segastler

When I figured out the big muscles were compensating for something.

AlistairBernardNormal

She saw through all of my ruses.

EuroDivas

He only played with the kids.

eelamme

She stole my drink

Aparz1

She flirted w others too much

segastler

She wore white after Labor Day.

Aparz1

^^ lol she thought that rule still applied

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Babsie777

He only spoke to me using song lyrics from AC/DC and heavy metal band songs. Nothing he said was original.

sugarkissprincess

Just seemed to like the "men" better

segastler

She just seemed to like men better, and considering I am a woman!! Just couldn't work out.

Babsie777

Accused me of being straight!

Groovyca2022

She was seeing my son behind my back

_Calypso_

Never looked at me!

brewji

Got out of the cuffs

WaKay

he was a little too intense...

segastler

Heard screams from his basement.

angelzxy321

Had bigger boobs than me.

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Sinisterly

jtexasearthquake
nuff said!

Babsie777

Nothing he said was original.

Funny. That's what my wife tells me sometimes.

@jtexas - talk to her in heavy metal lyrics and make her wonder....

@sinisterly - only sent me baby pictures when I asked for recent photos...

eelamme

She was too good for me

Babsie777

She kept giving me the "come hither" look, even in public.

Twisted_Wrister

Never gave me the "come hither" look, no matter how much I begged