Why did you dump the person above you?

Coltsatc

knocked me out with her boobs trying to serve me horse meatloaf

segastler

PLayed with his kid more than my boobs.

Kr1ptonite

Daaam I changed my mind take me back lol

jjennyb4

He wouldn't let me see his face

Coltsatc

She lost weight and called me fatty fatty fat fat

Hangnbang

He had a kid shaped hump

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

he was always hanging.

Babsie777

Kept grabbing my boobs and twisting my nipple rings in public.

_MG_

Wouldn't let me grab her boobs and twist her nipple rings in public.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@babs:wouldn't let me play with her boobs.
@MG: he spent all the time in cartoon network.

asdowe13

Stopped cuddling with me!

WaKay

@Leo
scared me off with those guns and six-pack.

robbiedoo

Copied my thesis paper and claimed it was theirs.

WaKay

Wrote my own thesis paper and he claimed it was his.

angelzxy321

Wouldn't have me because I'm a girl

segastler

Wanted to eat hot dogs for every dinner.

DP325i

Didn't want the hot dogs I prepared for her

segastler

Was worried because he kept referring to himself as hot dog.

_MG_

Not enough duckface.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@Seg:she kept calling me hot dog.
@MG: one eye look creeped me out.

mrfreestyle

Cause I don't do cartoons

softncudly

He would not smile when I took his picture.

sugarkissprincess

would never cook me dinner

EuroDivas

@dp325i
He was too sexy for New York and Japan

angelzxy321

She drank all the wine.

SweetTrouble_

Never made enough time for me.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Always got me in trouble

Babsie777

Wouldn't admit he liked the kind of trouble I got him in to.

segastler

Wouldn't make love in the choir loft at church.

angelzxy321

Didn't want the pastor to join in the love making.