Why did you dump the person above you?

elanaran

Was cheating on me with the pastor

Babsie777

Cheated on me with the pastor's wife.

DP325i

would never show their face

Babsie777

Liked to keep secrets.

TattooTwinset

kept checking my phone to see who I was texting.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

kept texting all day

angelzxy321

Hogged the mirrors for his selfies

ChadPRun

Made me too nervous to use the mirror for selfies

Crimson_Fire

his adorable smirk was too intimidating

tlcarolinagirl

I was totally drunk and didn't mean it...c'mere!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

call in sick for work.

ctina197six

Spent to much time flexing

Babsie777

Was obsessed with belly rings..

angelzxy321

Was just too cute for me

Hermit_Girl

Always wanted to go out when I just wanted to be home where it's safe

Babsie777

Was just too cute for me

@ angel.. Could never be too cute for you...


@ hermit.. I didn't mean it... take me back... I was in a rough place in my life... My dog got sick... I had cerebral flatulance... I had a brain aneurism... I was kidnapped by pig monkey men in the woods and they put hot skewers in my ears..

segastler

Didn't think I was as cute as her ex.

littlebutlean

Despite my vast attempts at fixing the problem she refused and just kept making strange faces every time she took selfies..

segastler

Kept confusing my vomit face for my selfie face.

Hermit_Girl

Was way too kinky for me

littlebutlean

Her skin was so shiny it kept blinding me !

TattooTwinset

had no head

littlebutlean

Didn't know you could click on profile pics to get the full picture, kept trying to teach her but she wouldn't listen!

norm67axp

@Tattoo…always working!

SugarBaby71

I have no idea! Take me back!

SaintGiff

Laughed at my man boobs.

Babsie777

His boobs were bigger than mine!

Culrflur

She was way outta my league and I had to release her back into the wild.

Hermit_Girl

She want to play with my kitty

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

NE-VER EV-ER. didnt happen, we's be still hookin, back off jacks!