OWL DIET

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  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • skeo
    skeo Posts: 471 Member
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    Gracie you have the best gifs :laugh:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    You're having TOO much fun!

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  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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    You're having TOO much fun!

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  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    Gracie you have the best gifs :laugh:

    Thanks...who knew owls were that funny...
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    I keep seeing billboards for the OWL diet. Or maybe it because I see one every day that I feel like I'm seeing more. Anyway, I find it somewhat annoying now that I looked it up. An Omaha doctor developed the diet for him and his wife because they needed to lose a little weight. Their before and after photos done look terribly different. They lost 40 lbs together. Since it is an 800 calorie a day diet, I wonder what kind of doctor he really is. AND it is really expensive. What little I can find out is very unhealthy sounding. He is probably a doctor in a field that has nothing to do with diet and nutrition.

    By the way, OWL stands for Omaha Weight Loss because the doctor is from Omaha. That's all. I keep imaging people picking apart little rodents and birds, eating what owls eat.

    Fly away as quickly as you can, and watch out for the real owls who might be offended that this guy is using their species as a name to a really stupid diet.
  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
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    There's just too much to love here: .gifs, "Omaha!", teh kittehs
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    I'm a vegetarian.

    You poor girl!
    Why? I used to eat meat. I know what I'm "missing" and I don't miss it.
    The owls Thank you. :smile:
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    You're having TOO much fun!

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  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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    That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL
  • runs_in_heels
    runs_in_heels Posts: 97 Member
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    im in it for the Owl gifs...
  • rocknlotsofrolls
    rocknlotsofrolls Posts: 418 Member
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    well, at least it sounds better than the "morning dove" diet. Does this mean I can eat all my food late at night? I'm a night owl anyway!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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    That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL
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  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
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    Thinking about people shelling out 450$ a month for an old man to watch them starve makes me so sad. It's like the plot to a terrible art student film.

    Oh my goodness :laugh:

    I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.
  • KHalseth
    KHalseth Posts: 104 Member
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    Oh my goodness :laugh:

    I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.

    That's a good idea. So here it is again if anyone needs a morning laugh still.
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
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    In for OWL gifs!
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
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    Allow me to translate this OWL Diet webpage -

    "I'm an old man who's about to retire, but I didn't plan for my retirement very well. To rectify that, I have invented the latest fad diet, an unsustainable way to lose weight WITH THE AID OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. Just send me some of your money so that I can fleece you and my wife and I can move to an island. Thanks!"


    LMAO!

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