Why did you dump the person above you?

she thought it was the cat but in reality it was me

He was always showing off his arms and showing me up

She caught a Lesbian staring at me while I stared at another woman's butt

She wouldn't let me in bed

Clearly, I'm stupid. Take me back.

they cheated while thumb wrestling

she never shared

We had the same plumbing :noway: :laugh: :laugh:

I couldn't sleep with such a hot woman next to me, she had to go!

her smile drove me crazy!