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    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      OP's hose:

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    • Posts: 29,136 Member
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      You're teaching free classes on how to be a *kitten* and giant man-child on the internet? Pleaaassseee tell me more.

      I think he is charging for the douche canoe rides….
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      Lol wining and dining for OP = Applebee's 2 for 1 dinner special ….

      Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.
    • Posts: 495 Member
      C-can you train me too, senpai?

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    • Posts: 4,899 Member
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      Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.

      Are those like those 2 oz of guns?
    • Posts: 2,037 Member
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      A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

      Oh, gee. Just what every woman of a certain age wants. A gym trainee wining and dining her.

      So, what are we talking here? A bottle of Mogen David and Five Guys?
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      A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

      A broke *kitten* ho like me can only dream of a fine wine and dine like that :blushing:
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      Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.

      or what? you gonna come find me and teach me sum techniques bro …LOLZ ….you are a funny guy ..entertaining fo who
    • Posts: 1,280 Member
      In because the last one was so much fun....
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      Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

      We don't want him either.
    • Posts: 681 Member
      Oh, it's you again...
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
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      We don't want him either.

      raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...
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      Oh, gee. Just what every woman of a certain age wants. A gym trainee wining and dining her.

      So, what are we talking here? A bottle of Mogen David and Five Guys?

      Cold Duck and White Castle?
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
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      raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...

      Seriously. Like all of them. Now. Collectively together.
    • Posts: 3,930 Member
      Following because I have to be old and responsible and work tomorrow. I wonder if the thread will be deleted before I get home though.
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      raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...

      Rawr!!!

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    • Posts: 381 Member
      HAHA!!! This is the same guy that posted in Chit-chat looking for 19 year olds. Yeah, he'll get a ton of friends!!! lol
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      Waits for "oh haha! U got trolled! Derp derp."
    • Posts: 664 Member
      Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.


      *can't
      **hoes

      just saying…..
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      Seriously. Like all of them. Now. Collectively together.

      agreed!
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      ERMAHGAWD PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!
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      Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

      ALL DOSE HOSES ARE SO BROKE BRO. SO BROKE THAT THE CREEPER CAN OBJECTIFY THE HECK OUT OF THEM AND PERFORM TRAININGS ON 'DEM!

      Perhaps work a bit on spelling if you actually contemplate picking up gullible ladies. Hrmm.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.
    • Posts: 2,401 Member
      I'm 21 and put out on the first date. I don't even think i need any help. Thanks anyway op.
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      A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

      A broke fit hose will have enough confidence and self respect to steer clear of any student claiming that she needs to be wined and dined. WHO SAYS LESBIAN HOSES DON'T EXIST?!
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

      But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

      Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
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      Training hose in action.
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      How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

      You're also a cartoon rabbit.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

      Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
      You just trying to lure me into the kitchen because you want some rabbit soup :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
    • Posts: 18 Member
      Just trying out the reply.
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