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MontanaGirl
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AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????
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AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????0
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Have a cup and tell us your troubles....0 -
AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????
:noway: um um um the pressure is killing me.....let me get the boys in the pit all dressed up in their little Hairspray outfits....they can do a few numbers for you to brighten your mood....it always makes me and soupie and the gang giggle.....they are actually getting quite good.....course Dixon steals the show and ya know Cal's accent is really cute....but omg Youngblood aka matt's dance moves are da bomb....let me just get the hose and get them all cleaned up and ready to go......be back soon!!!
prepare to be DAZZLED!:bigsmile:
hugs....are you okay girl.....who's *kitten* do I need to kick girl...seriously
Ali0 -
Whew' Thanks!! helping already. Hubby and kids. Commence kicking please!! lol
Hubby was at home all day today and sat on his *kitten* and did NOTHING. OK - he browned hamburger for tacos and um. . . um . . . well, that's about it. Oh, made sun tea and bread in the bread machine. Whoopee. So I come home from an incredibly stressful day at work and have to finish dinner and clean up the kitchen and do dishes. And finish laundry. And police the 4 yo and 12yo who are fighting like they're 3 and 5. Unfortunately, you didn't help in time to save the 12 yo from getting hollered at!! She needed it though - maybe not quite as much as she got. Of course, she was wacking the 4 yo for hitting her instead of letting me deal with it!!
I'm going to go have that Mike's Light Hard Cranberry Lemonade (98 calories a bottle) while you all round up the entertainment!!
*clink* here's to alcohol and entertainment. May they save my family from massacre!!0 -
AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????
:noway: um um um the pressure is killing me.....let me get the boys in the pit all dressed up in their little Hairspray outfits....they can do a few numbers for you to brighten your mood....it always makes me and soupie and the gang giggle.....they are actually getting quite good.....course Dixon steals the show and ya know Cal's accent is really cute....but omg Youngblood aka matt's dance moves are da bomb....let me just get the hose and get them all cleaned up and ready to go......be back soon!!!
prepare to be DAZZLED!:bigsmile:
hugs....are you okay girl.....who's *kitten* do I need to kick girl...seriously
Ali
1, 2, 1, 2, this thing on?
Once upon a time
Girl i was just like you
Never let my extra large
Largesse shine through
Hair was brown and nappy
Never had no fun
I hid under a bushel
Which is easier said than done!
Then one day my grandma
Who was big and stout
She said you gotta love yourself
From inside out
And just as soon as i learned
How to strut my funky stuff
I found out that the world at large
Cant get enough so...
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl
(sorry, no big hair smilie singing :laugh: )0 -
Ohhhh dang....
That sucks that he couldn't be bothered to help out more....
Dang, I mean even I can hold the couch down for a few hours.
At 12...you should know not to hit back....especially when you tower over the enemy....it's poor showing.
You just enjoy that beverage....drink a cat....0 -
Here are some TERRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE GHOST JOKES!!!
What did the ghost shake at the party?
Her boOoOo-ty
Who was the ghosts favorite former UN Secretary General?
BoOoOo-trous BoOoOo-trous Ghali
What disease frightens ghosts the most?
BoOoOo-bonic Plague
What do ghosts use to make beef or chicken broth?
BoOoOo-llion cubes
What sound do crying ghosts make?
BoOoOo-hoo
What was the ghosts favorite TV show?
BoOoOo-ffy the Vampire Slayer
Who was the ghosts favorite conservative intellectual?
William F. BoOoOo-ckley
What's the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts?
BoOoOo-bies
Who was the ghost's favorite crooner?
Pat BoOoOo-ne
What sound do ghost bombs make?
BoOoOo-m0 -
What's the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts?
BoOoOo-bies
is it wrong that this one actually made me laugh (a bit)...ok, i'm quite childish :laugh:0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali0 -
What's the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts?
BoOoOo-bies
is it wrong that this one actually made me laugh (a bit)...ok, i'm quite childish :laugh:
LOL....mmm hmmm very 6th grade boy....or Benny Hill...take your pick LMBO0 -
*rolling on the floor laughing* Thanks a million guys *wiping tears of laughter from my eyes*
BoOoOobies!! hilarious!!! You guys are the best - my family is safe!!! No murder charges will be pending in this house tonight!!!
Of course, you can keep the hilarity coming . . .0 -
AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????
:noway: um um um the pressure is killing me.....let me get the boys in the pit all dressed up in their little Hairspray outfits....they can do a few numbers for you to brighten your mood....it always makes me and soupie and the gang giggle.....they are actually getting quite good.....course Dixon steals the show and ya know Cal's accent is really cute....but omg Youngblood aka matt's dance moves are da bomb....let me just get the hose and get them all cleaned up and ready to go......be back soon!!!
prepare to be DAZZLED!:bigsmile:
hugs....are you okay girl.....who's *kitten* do I need to kick girl...seriously
Ali
1, 2, 1, 2, this thing on?
Once upon a time
Girl i was just like you
Never let my extra large
Largesse shine through
Hair was brown and nappy
Never had no fun
I hid under a bushel
Which is easier said than done!
Then one day my grandma
Who was big and stout
She said you gotta love yourself
From inside out
And just as soon as i learned
How to strut my funky stuff
I found out that the world at large
Cant get enough so...
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl
(sorry, no big hair smilie singing :laugh: )
aw Cal....you really do deserve that private pit boy!:drinker: well done!0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
'sallright Ali - I understand how tough it is to whip those y chromes into shape!!! You keep up the good work girlie - we'll win yet!!! Muhahahahaha. If you need help enlarging the pit, let me know!! I can swing a mean hammer. Hmmmm. Hammer. NO KIM. PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!!! Down, I tell ya!! All better now :laugh:0 -
AARRRGGH. Actually totally pi$$ed. Someone make me laugh. Please??? Soup??? Princess??? Tam, Ali, anyone??? Shannnnnnnnnnnon????
:noway: um um um the pressure is killing me.....let me get the boys in the pit all dressed up in their little Hairspray outfits....they can do a few numbers for you to brighten your mood....it always makes me and soupie and the gang giggle.....they are actually getting quite good.....course Dixon steals the show and ya know Cal's accent is really cute....but omg Youngblood aka matt's dance moves are da bomb....let me just get the hose and get them all cleaned up and ready to go......be back soon!!!
prepare to be DAZZLED!:bigsmile:
hugs....are you okay girl.....who's *kitten* do I need to kick girl...seriously
Ali
1, 2, 1, 2, this thing on?
Once upon a time
Girl i was just like you
Never let my extra large
Largesse shine through
Hair was brown and nappy
Never had no fun
I hid under a bushel
Which is easier said than done!
Then one day my grandma
Who was big and stout
She said you gotta love yourself
From inside out
And just as soon as i learned
How to strut my funky stuff
I found out that the world at large
Cant get enough so...
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl
(sorry, no big hair smilie singing :laugh: )
Woohoo!!! You are awesome.0 -
What's the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts?
BoOoOo-bies
is it wrong that this one actually made me laugh (a bit)...ok, i'm quite childish :laugh:
LOL....mmm hmmm very 6th grade boy....or Benny Hill...take your pick LMBO
LMAO---then again..Benny Hill....CLASSIC!0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
hmmm, drag you say...how about...my bro at the rocky horror picture show (i wont reveal what i was wearing, lets just say i had less on, but luckily had a girlfriend to hide behind at the time.
he will kill me for that one though, was certainly not happy when i used it as a prop in my best man speech at his wedding.0 -
ROFL, Cal, I think we would probably be good friends if we weren't a huge pond a part.0
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awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
hmmm, drag you say...how about...my bro at the rocky horror picture show (i wont reveal what i was wearing, lets just say i had less on, but luckily had a girlfriend to hide behind at the time.
he will kill me for that one though, was certainly not happy when i used it as a prop in my best man speech at his wedding.
Well where is the drag photo of you. You show your brother's and hint at yours. Come on - make us laugh. :noway:0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
hmmm, drag you say...how about...my bro at the rocky horror picture show (i wont reveal what i was wearing, lets just say i had less on, but luckily had a girlfriend to hide behind at the time.
he will kill me for that one though, was certainly not happy when i used it as a prop in my best man speech at his wedding.
LMBO!!!! oh now that is sweet!!!!!!!! gee wonder why he didn't just embrace it...he looks AMAZING in blue! rotflmbo!!!
oh and ah.....we'll be needing to see those pics of you too Cal...sorry those are the rules I don't make em I just....well hell okay you got me...I DO MAKE THEM {snickers}.....I have an idea of who you may have decided to go as LMBO....you're so funny!:laugh:0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
hmmm, drag you say...how about...my bro at the rocky horror picture show (i wont reveal what i was wearing, lets just say i had less on, but luckily had a girlfriend to hide behind at the time.
he will kill me for that one though, was certainly not happy when i used it as a prop in my best man speech at his wedding.
LMBO!!!! oh now that is sweet!!!!!!!! gee wonder why he didn't just embrace it...he looks AMAZING in blue! rotflmbo!!!
oh and ah.....we'll be needing to see those pics of you too Cal...sorry those are the rules I don't make em I just....well hell okay you got me...I DO MAKE THEM {snickers}.....I have an idea of who you may have decided to go as LMBO....you're so funny!:laugh:
well, i am the perfect male specimen after all. :laugh:0 -
awwww man....been there done that girl!!!! sigh!!!
okay its gonna take a little longer than planned....see we're having a little problem w/ the costumes....see Al keeps saying he's singing lead....but refuses to wear drag......Cal and Jeremy and James and especially Mike have NO problem w/ it...actually none of them seem to mind...hmmmmm:huh: anyway....we're getting there....its amazing how they really get all the moves down pack like they do....seeing as the rehearsal space in the pit is really limited....we're thinking of adding on though....its all a work in progress I suppose.....okay gotta go break up a pit fight:ohwell: ...be back soon!!!
hugs....ooooo & I want one of those mike's too if you have an extra sounds delish!!!
Ali
hmmm, drag you say...how about...my bro at the rocky horror picture show (i wont reveal what i was wearing, lets just say i had less on, but luckily had a girlfriend to hide behind at the time.
he will kill me for that one though, was certainly not happy when i used it as a prop in my best man speech at his wedding.
LMBO!!!! oh now that is sweet!!!!!!!! gee wonder why he didn't just embrace it...he looks AMAZING in blue! rotflmbo!!!
oh and ah.....we'll be needing to see those pics of you too Cal...sorry those are the rules I don't make em I just....well hell okay you got me...I DO MAKE THEM {snickers}.....I have an idea of who you may have decided to go as LMBO....you're so funny!:laugh:
well, i am the perfect male specimen after all. :laugh:
and humble....lets not forget humble!
:laugh: :laugh: 0 -
Oh Cal....I don't know how your brother got my email...but his just in......
nice!!!! you look um....purdy!:noway:0 -
ROFL, Cal, I think we would probably be good friends if we weren't a huge pond a part.
what's 3000 miles between friends :laugh:0 -
and on that note, it's 2:46am here, so off to bed. nothing quite like using the second week of annual leave to sleep in.
Only thing i have to do tomorrow is check that my work colleague published my documents correctly and decide whether i should try to entertain my uncle and cousin who i have not seen in 12 years (they live in spain) as they are over for a few days touring scotland (and it is the fringe festival after all).0 -
And what, pray tell, is a "Fringe Festival"??0
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Ohhhh - that's priceless!!! So, Ali - how's that show comin' along????
So heres the low down - Dishes done - check. Laundry folded - check. New load started - check. Hubby sent on errand to fix bike tire - check. 12 yo bathed and sent off to walk with friend - check. 4 yo playing with sidewalk chalk - check. Mommy playing on MFP with Mikes Hard Lemonade?? Hell ya!!
I'm under control. Yup, um-hummmm. Yup!!
Cal - go to sleep before you eat that pancake!!! roflmao!! You rock man - have a good one!0 -
Alright!!! Dirty joke time to cheer you up!..............................................Ready?
A white horse falls in a puddle of mud!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahh, I know it's corny! 0 -
And what, pray tell, is a "Fringe Festival"??
not a carnival about hair, mores the pity...
but, this is the month of august in Edinburgh
http://www.edinburgh.org/events/edinburgh_festival/
August in Edinburgh is just one massive cutural festival from the original "international festival" which is theatre, opera classics etc, through the fringe (which started as street shows and is now probably the biggest event - wall to wall comedy until the very early hours), to the Military Tattoo at the castle. We also get some of our best weather of the year, not hot but really long evenings for sitting out and having a few :drinker: it is just one big chilling session really. if i had the cash and the time (ok, i have the rest of this week) i would try to see everything!0 -
Alright!!! Dirty joke time to cheer you up!..............................................Ready?
A white horse falls in a puddle of mud!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahh, I know it's corny!
LOL - too funny. Ready for a clean joke??
White horse gets washed off!0 -
Ohhhh - that's priceless!!! So, Ali - how's that show comin' along????
So heres the low down - Dishes done - check. Laundry folded - check. New load started - check. Hubby sent on errand to fix bike tire - check. 12 yo bathed and sent off to walk with friend - check. 4 yo playing with sidewalk chalk - check. Mommy playing on MFP with Mikes Hard Lemonade?? Hell ya!!
I'm under control. Yup, um-hummmm. Yup!!
Cal - go to sleep before you eat that pancake!!! roflmao!! You rock man - have a good one!
sending sleepy scotsman off to bed - check
g'night.0
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