Plateaued
Derp_Diggler
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For the last 28 years I've been stuck at 5'7". Before that I was growing rather steadily, albeit in spurts. But It's been long enough that I think I'm ready to officially call this a plateau. I've tried eating at a deficit, eating at surplus, even at maintenance. Nothing seems to work. Any suggestions? I really want to break this and get to 6'. Help!
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you should consult Dr Oz0
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Detox fo sho
.....or shoe lifts0 -
I'm just here to find some help. I too, have plateaued. I'd really like to get to 5'5"!0
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A jetpack is the only solution.0
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Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.0
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you should consult Dr Oz
What flavour ketones will make me taller?0 -
What flavour ketones will make me taller?
I'm not sure if even the keytones will work for plateaus greater than 20 years.0 -
Detox fo sho
.....or shoe lifts
Which toxins are stunting my growth?0 -
Meat baths brah.0
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Meat baths...Pffft
I recommend Wild Turkey, neat.0 -
You need some big hair.0
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Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.
How is Scientology going to make me taller?0 -
Stand ON the plateau.0
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Pilates/yoga
I hear they lengthen your muscles0 -
Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.0
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You should look into natural male enhancements. I hear they are good for making things grow without nasty chemicals.0
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have you tried juicing? You should try juicing. Or crossfit. All successful people do crossfit, and juice fast. and Quinoa. and um.. Chia seeds? yeah. that should help. do all those things.0
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Also what did you do to get to 5'7"? That's my goal height.0
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Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.
There is no such thing as gravity. You just have to REALLY WANT IT. :huh:0 -
What flavour ketones will make me taller?
Raspberry, of course.0 -
I eat tofu and I'm now 5' 8". Just sayin.0
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Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.
Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!0 -
When you get to this level you need to start using the Roman system of measurement. The American one is not longer a good way to keep track of gains.0
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http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730
New York Man 'Grows' Six Inches Through Surgery
All will be ok as long as you can handle surgeons breaking your bones and inserting rods. :drinker:0 -
Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!
Deal with it.0 -
I found you a website! http://www.growtallerdynamics.com/?hop=sudteerak Only $37 for their "grow taller" program! It's usually $87, but it's on sale! And 100% money back guarantee! You can gain up to 2 inches over night, and they have several testimonials
And those NEVER lie so you can be sure they are telling the truth!
If it works for you let me know. I have been stuck at 5' 4.5" for years! (that half inch is VERY important!)0 -
I think if you use the It Works! wraps, and wrap yourself real tight, you could squeeze another inch or two out.
Could be worse, though.
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Bwaaahahahaha! That is excellent!0 -
Problem solved
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only 12.5 million yen
You are welcome!0
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