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      I am the palest person in my entire family, which is weird, because my great grandmother was N. American and Black. I have tried everything to get a tan, and nothing worked. Ever!
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      I have filled out job forms stating that I am narcoleptic and suffer Tourettes Syndrome so that I can sleep at work and curse people out when needed and NOT be fired. So far no one has caught on.
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      I have filled out job forms stating that I am narcoleptic and suffer Tourettes Syndrome so that I can sleep at work and curse people out when needed and NOT be fired. So far no one has caught on.

      You are my new favorite person.
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      I am feeling the same way about him.
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      THAT comment was a joke but I can honestly say once I fell asleep on my arm at work and the admin walked in and called to me. I shot awake and using quick thinking, I blessed myself, opened my eyes, and said, ""Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was coming in" to which she quickly apologized, "Oh no, not at all. I am sorry to interrupt you." After that I took off all the Catholic holy days of obligation with pay.
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      It's still amusing if it's not true. :P

      I must confess, that sometimes when I'm broke I go to bars and say it's my 21st birthday for the free drinks.
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      I want you to be my new BFF because you're so bad!
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      It's still amusing if it's not true. :P

      I must confess, that sometimes when I'm broke I go to bars and say it's my 21st birthday for the free drinks.

      No the prayer story is absolutely true. I did not want to get written up
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      Hahahah....you are NOT alone!!!


      YES!!!!! I AM NORMAL! :drinker: :drinker: will you be my friend? :flowerforyou:
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      Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


      Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.
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      Uuhhhhh


      When I was 13 I was afraid of everything evil. Except Pennywise the Clown........he made me laugh, hysterically. :huh: big balloon of blood popped in the poor kid's face?? Loved it.........I should add, I hate clowns.
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      I hate smiling in photos. I come off as goofy with a touch of fugly.
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      Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


      Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

      I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even
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      I'm sick and you may want to keep your distance for now.
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      I'm sick and you may want to keep your distance for now.

      Sick in the head or ill sick?
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      I'm 5 weeks a way from graduating grad school, have been married 7 years and have 2 kids...I don't want to be a grown up....
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      Sick as in you may want to carry a hazmat suit and torch with you :laugh:
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      I actually HAVE a pet rabbit, white and has the same attitude as expressed on your avatar
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      Sniff Sniff.. To late!@sin
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      I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even


      Yes! I used to count my steps, but it was more whenever I was walking alone and it was something to do to pass the time. I still count stairs though. I don't really know why. Just habit, I guess.
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      I'm 5 weeks a way from graduating grad school, have been married 7 years and have 2 kids...I don't want to be a grown up....

      I have a degree, teach small children, have 2, 2nd marriage going on 4 years........I'm less grown up NOW than when I was 18!!!! We are all just big kids, you just have to hide it better!
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      I look at the ground/floor everywhere I walk. It has absolutely nothing to do with confidence or self esteem; I'm just that ****ing clumsy.
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      I like to have my cake and eat it too.
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      Yes! I used to count my steps, but it was more whenever I was walking alone and it was something to do to pass the time. I still count stairs though. I don't really know why. Just habit, I guess.

      Do you also avoid cracks at all costs?
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      That I heckled in church as a youth "You suck, Father. Play 'Cumbaya, dude!!!' and now am not welcome back. Had to get married in a hall.
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      I look at the ground/floor everywhere I walk. It has absolutely nothing to do with confidence or self esteem; I'm just that ****ing clumsy.

      I fall UP stairs. Once fell DOWN stairs with an entire cake in hand. Nickname has always been Grace.....
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      Do you also avoid cracks at all costs?

      Nah. I don't mind cracks. Occasionally, I'll do it now just to see if I can.
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      I hoard Pop Tarts < Hangs head in shame >
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      Balloons kind of scare me.
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      My cats breath smells like cat food.
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