Favorite movie quotes

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  • centexhusker
    centexhusker Posts: 115 Member
    From the Movie Better off Dead

    Lane Myer: Johnny...
    Johnny: Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
    Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
    Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
    Lane Myer: Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
    Johnny: ...two dollars... cash.
    Lane Myer: See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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  • SCV34
    SCV34 Posts: 2,048 Member
    There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

    You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

    I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*

    Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!
  • BlueEyed_Beauty
    BlueEyed_Beauty Posts: 18
    I'm just getting started. I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole ****in' diseased corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be Biblical. _Clyde Shelton in Law abiding citizen
  • liftingheavy1
    liftingheavy1 Posts: 112
    Godfather

    Don Corleone: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    You can get busy living or get busy dying. - Shawshank

    Yippee Ki yay motherf**ker - Die Hard

    There's no crying in baseball - Leaue of their own

    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

    Badges? We dont need no stinkin Badges! - Blazing Saddles

    I have nipples Greg, Could you Milk me? - Meet the Parents

    I'll have what she's having - When Harry met Sally
  • hotmamajenE
    hotmamajenE Posts: 268 Member
    forest gump "I love you jenny"
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

    You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

    I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*

    Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!

    I will find a way! :bigsmile:
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales F#$%, been to three world fairs. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden c#$k. Pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman. There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s , 6by’s those big mother fuk#$rs that bend and go ‘Shhh Shhh’ when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers boys.

    Lone survivor
  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
    From Bull Durham:
    Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c&ck, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

    From Top Gun: Maverick: Maverick: I feel the need... , Goose: ...the need for speed!

    From Terminator: I'll be back.

    From the Lego Movie: Everything is Awesome!

    The Breakfast Club: "Demented and sad, but social."

    Edited to correct the blacked out words.
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    FOREST GUMP

    "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

    "From then on, if I was going somewhere, I was running!"

    DUMB & DUMBER

    The entire mockingbird song. "Mock...YEAH...ing...YEAH....bird...YEAH...yeah...YEAH!"

    THE HANGOVER

    "You're literally too stupid to insult." "Thank you."

    "What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're *kitten* out of luck."

    "Tigers love cinnamon. They hate pepper."

    "I refuse to eat cantaloupe at a bachelor party!"

    KNOCKED UP

    "Yeah, maybe I will f*** my bong. Doggy style, for once!"

    "Who needs a time machine?"


    Oh, so many more...my brain is on overload.
  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
    Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I am strange and unusual
  • _N41LS_
    _N41LS_ Posts: 14
    "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *kitten* and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click." "
  • SnugglePuggles
    SnugglePuggles Posts: 34
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit - Donnie Darko

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