My poop is green

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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Rainbow ice cream from the Chinese buffet turned my poop blueish.... it was so amazing I had to show the hubby... he was impressed lol


    I love show and tell when it comes to stuff like this!
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

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    You don't wash your hands before walking out of the door?
  • dtimedwards
    dtimedwards Posts: 319 Member
    You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

    I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

    Sometimes I get scared when I drink lots of red Gatorade, or when I don't do a good job chewing my red peppers... but then I remember and I LOL.
  • GummyHuman
    GummyHuman Posts: 193 Member
    Purple things turn poop green. Grape flavored sodas, popsicles, juices, etc.
  • spectarmac
    spectarmac Posts: 1 Member
    Shamrock shakes!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I thought I was dying once, but then remembered all the beets I had eaten :blushing:

    LOL that happened to me too!

    I've heard of mothers dialling 999 after their just-weaned-onto-solids baby produces a beetroot nappy (diaper)....
  • EllieB_5
    EllieB_5 Posts: 247 Member
    You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

    gross_no_thank_you_supernatural.gif

    Your poop can be the first indication that something is internally wrong with you, as in internal organs. Poop colour can change if your pancreas or liver function screws up; a change in poop colour (or blood or mucous in your poop) can also be an early indicator of kidney disease, stomach cancer, Crohn’s disease, diabetes, gallbladder disease, geezus the list goes on. NOT checking your poop before you flush isn't the wisest idea in the world, especially as you age. Same goes for urine; getting acquainted with both your stool and urine before you flush can, in the future, warn you that something is going wrong.

    Having said that, always assume it's your diet before you jump to "omg I have cancer!!!" Unless we're talking black stool, bloody stool, or excess mucous in your stool. Otherwise if the issue persists beyond a few days AND a change of diet (as in, stop eating green foods for a few days) then go see your doctor.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

    You only wipe twice?!? OMG, I bet you're going around with a nasty booty. Takes more than two wipes sometimes, ya know...

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  • Ian214
    Ian214 Posts: 36 Member
    Thanks for all your feedback :)
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

    You only wipe twice?!? OMG, I bet you're going around with a nasty booty. Takes more than two wipes sometimes, ya know...

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    Yes twice. I'm sure that is more than sufficient.
    To the other person, I wash my hands several times thought the day. I don't use the excuse to potty time to specifically wash them though. I really just have no desire to be in there more than I have to with all that going on. Now I'm going to sick up because I went back in this tread and read it.
  • Nancy_hc
    Nancy_hc Posts: 123 Member
    Pretty cool considering tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. And you poop what you eat.

    *like
  • BrotherBill913
    BrotherBill913 Posts: 662 Member
    Pretty cool considering tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. And you poop what you eat.

    This^^^^ lol.....

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