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If we had a zombie apocalypse what is your strength?

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I am extremely resoureful. It got me through the Army Ranger and Sniper school. Graduate of many survival and warfare schools.



    Just one old man's opinion..........
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    Zombie b1tchslap perfected.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I could make the zombies cute outfits. Or a variety of baked goods. That would be useful, right?
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    I'm pretty good at archery. I bet I'd get real good real quick if my life depended on it.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    I'm very resourceful as far as food, shelter, hiding, hand-to-hand combat, and have lots of friends with full on arsenols....
  • joolywooly33
    joolywooly33 Posts: 421 Member
    I will use my weights to batter their brains out.........keep calm and kill zombies my friends :wink:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Ex-military, which makes me weapons proficient. Wisconsinite, so hunting and fishing skills are a given. Grew up around classic and race cars so I know my way around motors. Eagle Scout, I know what to eat, where to find it and can make fire on command. Oh yeah, I'm also a home brewer... I'm thinking I might be just fine and be a good candidate to participate in global repopulation.
  • suelegal
    suelegal Posts: 1,281 Member
    sadly, since I can't run far, and don't cimb well and have only shot a gun 1x, I think I would become bait, but I'd take out as many as possible, to help the rest survive.
  • ironrat79
    ironrat79 Posts: 273 Member
    I've been military trained to handle weapons proficiently
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    Me in the morning will have any zombie convinced I'm one of them..
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    necrophilia.
    I think I missed the point of this.
  • Dark_Knight7096
    Dark_Knight7096 Posts: 23 Member
    I'm a good shot, I can make whiskey & beer, I know how to grow tobacco.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Ex-military, which makes me weapons proficient. Wisconsinite, so hunting and fishing skills are a given. Grew up around classic and race cars so I know my way around motors. Eagle Scout, I know what to eat, where to find it and can make fire on command. Oh yeah, I'm also a home brewer... I'm thinking I might be just fine and be a good candidate to participate in global repopulation.

    Too bad I'll be the first one eaten and dead.




    **Edited for disastrous grammar fail.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My ability to discern reality from fantasy. I'd just wait for the paranoia to pass and schedule an appointment with my Doctor.
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    Zero moral objection to capping anyone or anything that gets in my way.

    Oh, and I can cook.
  • darneshawilliamson
    darneshawilliamson Posts: 7
    Move and not be seen ... not to kill zombies unless I have to and reserve my adrenaline running for zombie hordes and move in group of 2 to 3 people. People can get you killed ... ain't got time for that!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Ex-military, which makes me weapons proficient. Wisconsinite, so hunting and fishing skills are a given. Grew up around classic and race cars so I know my way around motors. Eagle Scout, I know what to eat, where to find it and can make fire on command. Oh yeah, I'm also a home brewer... I'm thinking I might be just fine and be a good candidate to participate in global repopulation.

    To bad I'll be the first one eaten and dead.

    Maybe he's into that!?

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kinesiology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
  • darneshawilliamson
    darneshawilliamson Posts: 7
    Nice
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Zilch

    I'll be the second one after da_bears to be turned.
  • strengthandhonour4eva
    strengthandhonour4eva Posts: 221 Member
    years of watching zombie films, the walking dead and playing resident evil!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Ex-military, which makes me weapons proficient. Wisconsinite, so hunting and fishing skills are a given. Grew up around classic and race cars so I know my way around motors. Eagle Scout, I know what to eat, where to find it and can make fire on command. Oh yeah, I'm also a home brewer... I'm thinking I might be just fine and be a good candidate to participate in global repopulation.

    To bad I'll be the first one eaten and dead.

    Maybe he's into that!?

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kinesiology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    I bet you're right...
  • sisterlilbunny
    sisterlilbunny Posts: 686 Member
    I'm a cooking fiend. It may not be pretty but I can make you a meal out of whatever you find! :) Otherwise, I keep getting Andrea in those darned quizzes. I gotta stop whining...
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Zilch

    I'll be the second one after da_bears to be turned.

    I would probably be the one to turn you
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    I'm a cooking fiend. It may not be pretty but I can make you a meal out of whatever you find! :) Otherwise, I keep getting Andrea in those darned quizzes. I gotta stop whining...

    Andrea is a skilled sniper in the comics, just hold onto that.
  • sisterlilbunny
    sisterlilbunny Posts: 686 Member
    I'm a cooking fiend. It may not be pretty but I can make you a meal out of whatever you find! :) Otherwise, I keep getting Andrea in those darned quizzes. I gotta stop whining...

    Andrea is a skilled sniper in the comics, just hold onto that.

    Good point, had forgotten about that!
  • shaythep
    shaythep Posts: 73 Member
    I was born and raised on the south side of Chicago......ENOUGH SAID
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Zilch

    I'll be the second one after da_bears to be turned.

    I would probably be the one to turn you

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And we'll live dead happily ever after
  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
    Running, and making sure I have my machete on hand, since guns do run out of ammo
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    None... I'm pretty useless, couldn't even run away. I might be able to climb a tree or something, so, if we are not talking the walking dead, I might not be turned but I will starve to death...
  • tabbyblack13
    tabbyblack13 Posts: 299 Member
    I have ammo and weapons. Plus I can grow food and know the basics of hunting. I also workin in the mining field so a track hoe vs zombie hoard would be entertaining to me.
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