If we had a zombie apocalypse what is your strength?

I have great evasion tactics (I was that kid that could do a sharp turn while running while the chaser had to round it out to turn) and both natural and pharmaceutical medical knowledge.

I also come with my own practical (functional) swords.



Mortician on your team FTW.

I'm working on the running part, but I think my main strengths are in the area of starting a new civilisation. Among my skills are:
- gathering and growing edible stuff
- making food stuffs like bread from wild yeasts, jams & preserves, drying meat etc
- making wool and other fibers into yarn and this into clothing, blankets etc
- brewing
- making soap

The one thing I always think is surely going as far north as possible would be best for me as I'm in Canada. No way the zombies would survive winter in some areas getting to -50 Celsius(maybe colder?) ...they'd freeze, lose limbs from the cold etc. Even if they could somehow come back to "life" after thawing, we could just wait until they've all frozen and destroy their brains just in case. Problem solved.

I tell jokes. People would save me so I could entertain them in the shelter.

Right?

I'm tasty and tender?

Do tell!

In other words everyone else would be running while my fat butt was getting chewed up by the zombies.

weakness: my inability to value human life over the lives of walkers.

strengths: handy with a knife when a slower, nicer sibling is near, and looking at flowers

weakness: my inability to value human life over the lives of walkers.

strengths: handy with a knife when a slower, nicer sibling is near, and looking at flowers

NO

:sad:

I can shoot daggers with my eyes! and my aim is dead-on.

I'm a wilderness survival expert (certified... no really). I was raised in a remote part of the world and can live for a long time off the land. I am strong, fast, and ruthless when need be. I have 2 graduate degrees so I think I could probably do fairly well at urban survival too. I have an outdoors gear obsession and am ready to head for the hills at the slightest provocation. Oh... and I know how to fire rifles, shotguns, and other long guns.

i ****ing love using an axe. Bring it on.

I seem harmless, so you'll trust me, right up until the point where I take you out and steal all your *kitten*. Assuming the husband survives, it will probably actually be him that takes you out while I'm distracting you.

I'm teaming up with you.

I'm a zombie, and coincidentally, like tasty and tender folk who wouldn't mind chewing on some hotties *kitten*.

Layin' it all out!

Strengths:

Intelligence. Will recognize zeeks for what they are and will not waver on putting them (or other threats) down.
Ability to compartmentalize and act out of necessity.
Solid aim with both a bow and handgun. (I can only assume I'll be passable with a crossbow too.)
Physical strength.
High pain tolerance.
Strong swimming skills. (Can hold breath for well over a minute).
Some medical training.
Fiercely loyal/protective. Will not leave others behind unless there are no other options.


Weaknesses:

Endurance isn't where it should be. Some motivation may be required. (Please note: Not being a zeek Snack-Pack is probably sufficient motivation.)
Potential agitator. Will dissent or break ranks if leadership appears to be making lousy choices.
No desire to lead or follow. Outsider of sorts.

I've got a whole lotta bang.