Things a real man should never say/do!

TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
edited November 7 in Chit-Chat
"I'll be right back. I have to tinkle."
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  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
    Its not a purse, its a shoulder bag.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Using the term "a real man".
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!" If your manhood is so weak that a certain color gives you fits, then you have much bigger issues.

    Obviously, hurt somebody weaker then they are to make themselves feel powerful. That's just you being a strong coward.
  • Texusmc
    Texusmc Posts: 129 Member
    @RandomTai +1
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    "when i tuck it between my legs like this does it look like i have a vagina?"
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    "when i tuck it between my legs like this does it look like i have a vagina?"


    HA! I remember a scene where Jason Mewes did this in CLERKS 2, as an homage to SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. DISTURBING!!!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Using the term "a real man".
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    Do you prefer "a fake man"?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Using the term "a real man".
    [/quote


    Do you prefer "a fake man"?

    I prefer a man who uses quotes correctly. :laugh:
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Order anything at a bar that end in "-tini" unless it is a traditional martini at lunch
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.
  • laurasnyder411
    laurasnyder411 Posts: 172 Member
    Talk about his lady behind her back using derogatory terms to the boys to look cool.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    A man should never refer to himself as a "bad boy".
  • MerMandy17
    MerMandy17 Posts: 117 Member
    Play it "cool" to the point where he seems cold/callous/souless.
  • MerMandy17
    MerMandy17 Posts: 117 Member
    :love:
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    Using the term "a real man".

    This.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Mommm! I'm out of Mountain Dew!!!!!!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Mommm! I'm out of Mountain Dew!!!!!!

    meatloaf.gif
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Using the term "a real man".
    [/quote


    Do you prefer "a fake man"?

    I prefer a man who uses quotes correctly. :laugh:

    Insert High 5 gif here
  • Momto4minions
    Momto4minions Posts: 173 Member
    Call another man whipped
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    watch Dancing with the Stars. ever.
  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.

    ROFL Touche!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    he shouldn't let himself be dissuaded from doing something he wants to do for fear of others considering him to not be a "real man" because he's not acting like all the stereotypes
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "I am looking for a low-calorie, Kale-flavored craft beer". :laugh: Love you Brainy, but I had to!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    "Do you sell skinny jeans?"
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Talk about his lady behind her back using derogatory terms to the boys to look cool.

    Winner. Or treat her poorly when he's around his friends because it's not "cool" to actually be nice to your woman in front of your buddies. I have zero tolerance for that BS or for being yelled at or touched in a way that suggests a physical threat. Men don't do those things to women they respect. Of course, those are not just things men are guilty of. Plenty of women think it's okay to yell at and hit their boyfriends/husbands, too.
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
    "I'll be right back. I have to tinkle."

    Hahahahahaha that's hilarious!!!!:laugh:
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.

    Being an alpha is fine. Having to tell people you're an alpha is lame.
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