Things a real man should never say/do!

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TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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"I'll be right back. I have to tinkle."
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  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
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    Its not a purse, its a shoulder bag.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
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    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!" If your manhood is so weak that a certain color gives you fits, then you have much bigger issues.

    Obviously, hurt somebody weaker then they are to make themselves feel powerful. That's just you being a strong coward.
  • Texusmc
    Texusmc Posts: 129 Member
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    @RandomTai +1
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
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    "when i tuck it between my legs like this does it look like i have a vagina?"
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    "when i tuck it between my legs like this does it look like i have a vagina?"


    HA! I remember a scene where Jason Mewes did this in CLERKS 2, as an homage to SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. DISTURBING!!!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Using the term "a real man".
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    Do you prefer "a fake man"?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".
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    Do you prefer "a fake man"?

    I prefer a man who uses quotes correctly. :laugh:
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Order anything at a bar that end in "-tini" unless it is a traditional martini at lunch
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
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    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.
  • laurasnyder411
    laurasnyder411 Posts: 172 Member
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    Talk about his lady behind her back using derogatory terms to the boys to look cool.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    A man should never refer to himself as a "bad boy".
  • MerMandy17
    MerMandy17 Posts: 117 Member
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    Play it "cool" to the point where he seems cold/callous/souless.
  • MerMandy17
    MerMandy17 Posts: 117 Member
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    :love:
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".

    This.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Mommm! I'm out of Mountain Dew!!!!!!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Mommm! I'm out of Mountain Dew!!!!!!

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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,771 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".
    [/quote


    Do you prefer "a fake man"?

    I prefer a man who uses quotes correctly. :laugh:

    Insert High 5 gif here
  • Momto4minions
    Momto4minions Posts: 173 Member
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    Call another man whipped

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