Nickname for your most PRIVATE of privates?

TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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I used to use "The Kraken" only so I could unzip and shout "Release the Kraken" but the reference is dated and the ladies would laugh, killing the mood. Now the whole package goes by "Captain Happy and the Love Commandos," as he likes to deliver smiles but knows the importance of a good helmet.
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Tony Flow and the Majestic Masters of Mayhem
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I really just want this on my feed. I'm not creative enough to nickname anything.

    Except TheSlorax. My one shining moment.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    Kong
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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  • DomStapleton
    DomStapleton Posts: 6 Member
    Big Dom.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I really just want this on my feed. I'm not creative enough to nickname anything.

    Except TheSlorax. My one shining moment.

    I wish I had come up with that. I'm jealous. I need Jim Nantz.

    The ball is tipped
    and there you are
    you're running for your life
    you're a shooting star
    And all the years
    no one knows
    just how hard you worked
    but now it shows...
    (in) ONE SHINING MOMENT, IT'S ALL ON THE LINE
    ONE SHINING MOMENT, THERE FROZEN IN TIME
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I used to use "The Kraken" only so I could unzip and shout "Release the Kraken" but the reference is dated and the ladies would laugh, killing the mood. Now the whole package goes by "Captain Happy and the Love Commandos," as he likes to deliver smiles but knows the importance of a good helmet.

    lmfao at "The Kraken." Love it!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    DK Almighty..............................................................................is a 2 Live Crew song.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    I'm in just to hear the nicknames.

    No nicknames here :ohwell:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    There are those who call it.....Tim?
  • thomaszabel
    thomaszabel Posts: 203 Member
    Mini me

    Just kidding.
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    dirty south
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    If I were to type the word, MFP would render it as **** because I'm not one for euphamisms
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    There are those who call it.....Tim?

    Did you just call me a ****?
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"

    Loved Penicio in The Usual Suspects.
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"

    Loved Penicio in The Usual Suspects.
    Totally agree.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"

    Loved Penicio in The Usual Suspects.
    Totally agree.

    My favorite line is when the detective says, "Your friend McManus told us a different story altogether" and dude says "oh, is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?"
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I refer to my BF's as "MINE"
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"

    Loved Penicio in The Usual Suspects.
    Totally agree.

    My favorite line is when the detective says, "Your friend McManus told us a different story altogether" and dude says "oh, is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?"
    He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Best GIF ever.

    No names here. I go incocknito.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    Hmm. Is that how that works. Me and the wife need to have a talk.
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    See: "should be"
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    Hmm. Is that how that works. Me and the wife need to have a talk.

    :laugh:

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