Nickname for your most PRIVATE of privates?

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  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    See: "should be"

    Oh come on now. There is somebody for everyone.

    Sometimes I wish some of them would play fetch with a hungry tiger... with their own arm

    You seem a bit angry and bitter.

    I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore.
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    See: "should be"

    wait, there's some police out there who are policing who's allowed to be successful at finding a sexual partner?

    evolution is not "survival of the fittest", it's "if it can survive and breed it will" - there's no should be about it.

    Sometimes evolution moves too slowly.

    PS 110% serious
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    MOBY
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
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    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    See: "should be"

    Oh come on now. There is somebody for everyone.

    Sometimes I wish some of them would play fetch with a hungry tiger... with their own arm

    You seem a bit angry and bitter.

    I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore.

    Well I do hope your angry ranting on the MFP message boards helps you feel better.
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
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    Count Cockula
    Fiona
    Glardock the Conqueror

    lol Fiona?
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    AAAAAkJo21cAAAAAADPixw.jpg
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
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    Hold Em Luke HE's headed for the barn!!!

    DD

    DRN

    Zipper Trout (or Trouser Trout in the north)

    One Eyed Monster

    Slahmer..
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 304 Member
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    Sam's Clam
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
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    Fionnuala :huh:

    Go figure. An ex named it that and it's kinda stuck.
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    Fionnuala :huh:

    Go figure. An ex named it that and it's kinda stuck.

    Sounds like an STD
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    Mjollnir: My big heavy magic hammer



    Best one yet.
  • misslindseylou
    misslindseylou Posts: 141 Member
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    If someone doesn't call it the Mason-****son line, they're missing an opportunity.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Tyrannosaurus Rex

    ^wife's idea.

    Not to be shortened to T-Rex :angry:
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
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    Fionnuala :huh:

    Go figure. An ex named it that and it's kinda stuck.

    Sounds like an STD

    If you say so mate. Here have a flower!! :flowerforyou:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Skittles, of course...

    eat-skittles-and-taste-the-rainbow-1.png
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    Not to boast but, Kidney Scraper

    edit: for a bit more modern twist I could go with Just-in-Beaver but, the wife wouldn't go for that
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Sam's Clam

    If we were marrried it could be "Cam's Damsel Sam's Clam".
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    slappy
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    You know how I know that some of you people are virgins (or should be)?

    if someone has kids, it's usually a dead giveaway that they're not

    See: "should be"

    Oh come on now. There is somebody for everyone.

    Sometimes I wish some of them would play fetch with a hungry tiger... with their own arm

    You seem a bit angry and bitter.

    I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore.

    Sounds like someone needs to get laid. It would help those anger issues!

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