Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Things a real man should never say/do!

    Post threads about what a 'real man should never say/do'.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Using the term "a real man".
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    Do you prefer "a fake man"?

    I prefer a man who uses quotes correctly. :laugh:


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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Things a real man should never say/do!

    Post threads about what a 'real man should never say/do'.

    +1
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.

    I can confirm.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    be a MRA
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.

    I can confirm.

    :drinker:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Its not a purse, its a shoulder bag.

    I prefer "European Carry-all".
  • JocyChan
    JocyChan Posts: 59 Member
    "when i tuck it between my legs like this does it look like i have a vagina?"


    HA! I remember a scene where Jason Mewes did this in CLERKS 2, as an homage to SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. DISTURBING!!!

    Silence of the Lambs... Immediately what i thought of right there!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Well, a real man should never have a vagina, for sure.
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    he shouldn't let himself be dissuaded from doing something he wants to do for fear of others considering him to not be a "real man" because he's not acting like all the stereotypes

    You. I like you. :drinker:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Call his momma "mommy".


    Say, "yes, you look good in that," if she doesn't. Hey, if she's bold enough to ask, she should be tough enough to take the truth. do you want to go out in it if you don't look good in it?
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    A real man is an entity which is:

    - real
    - AND human
    - AND possesses genitals
    - AND those genitals are real
    - AND those genitals are male

    Taking the negation of that, a real man can't be:

    - non-real
    - OR non-human
    - OR devoid of genitals
    - OR possess only non-real genitals
    - OR possess only non-male genitals

    As a result, there is nothing a real man can say that will change his status, and the only thing he can do is to remove or disable his genitals.

    \thread
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    .
  • markja
    markja Posts: 270 Member
    Forget her birthday or our anniversary more than once.
  • If he finished high school:

    "Mom, I'm home" (on a daily basis)
  • samammay
    samammay Posts: 468
    I think it may have been said already but a real man doesnt care what negativity other people think about him and his choices. Neither does a real woman.

    A real man (and woman) knows who he is and isnt afraid to be it.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Never brag about their sexual rendavous

    I have a friend named Renda. I'm going to use this word on her!

    In...

    ...for disabled genitals. :drinker:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I don't like when people try to pigeon hole me into a social stereotype.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    ***redacted****
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    uhm.. another real man?

    I'd disagree. My son is a real man, and his BF is a real man too. So, wrong.
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    Strong edit, brah. How do you know I'm human? Besides,
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    give up.
  • Ataraxia81
    Ataraxia81 Posts: 63 Member
    refer to the bathroom as the "little boys room".
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Something that would make someone cry that weren't tears of joy.

    Talk down to a child.

    Hurt an animal.
  • Ask "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.

    ^this^
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Use social media unless it's directly tied to their career.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Something that would make someone cry that weren't tears of joy.

    Talk down to a child.

    Hurt an animal.

    +1 :drinker:
  • KoopaSix
    KoopaSix Posts: 252 Member
    I win

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  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.

    How you doin'?