Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    Real men never say, "Watch this!"
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Wear his pants up around his nipples no matter how old.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    I agree with only wearing sandals at home or beach. And when doing so do not wear socks!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Wear his pants up around his nipples no matter how old.
    Or wear his pants below his *kitten*...
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    I'd tap dat
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I win

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    Haha, wow. Just reading this was exhausting!
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    I win

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    Not that I don't agree with many of the points, but something about this list makes me feel suspiciously like it was written by a woman.

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  • KoopaSix
    KoopaSix Posts: 252 Member
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    I know right...all we require are sammiches...among a few other things..we don't ask for much!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Or wear his pants below his *kitten*...

    My son does that. It drives me insane.
  • jasoncbackus
    jasoncbackus Posts: 131 Member
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    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.

    i don't yell. she doesn't yell. shouting each other down isn't productive.

    i don't curse at her (i might curse as part of my vernacular) and she doesn't curse at me. in my opinion, cursing at someone is an attempt to belittle or knock them down a peg, and that's not how i want to get my point across.

    these are not ground rules. this is just what happens.

    Amen!
  • jasoncbackus
    jasoncbackus Posts: 131 Member
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    ASKING ANY WOMEN EVER IF SHE IS PREGNANT (UNLESS SHE IS CROWNING AT THAT POINT)

    I'd probably still be cautious and ask if they're having a little indigestion :)
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    ...
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    I kinda-sorta agreed a little bit that most of these were common courtesy... up until I got to #15 and then I was all...
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  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
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    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!

    QFT!

    Edited for spelling
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    I win

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    Be a white knight.
    /thread
  • NatiaGonitellie
    NatiaGonitellie Posts: 355 Member
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    A real man would never cheat.
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
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    A real man would never be a real woman.

    END THREAD
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Wear guyliner
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Like George Carlin said, not wear a backward baseball cap if they are over 30 years of age.
  • tavenne323
    tavenne323 Posts: 332 Member
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    Use "I'm stubborn" as an excuse...like he's the only man that is.

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