YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......

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  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    ...when your 4 year old runs faster than you.

    (He's 6 now and Mommy wins. Ha!)
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
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    True story:

    You don't have to order anymore at the Burger King drive thru---they were already expecting you.

    Also:

    You walk in to Buffalo Wild Wings and they greet you by name and take you to "your" table
  • athensguy
    athensguy Posts: 550
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    Your BMI is overweight category

    Hey I am still considered in the overweight category. So I do not completely agree

    A good time to diet and exercise? When you want to be healthy.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
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    when 'one size fits all' does'nt fit you !

    :laugh: Exactly. Whos dumba$$ thought of one size fits all anyway?
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
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    When you have to rock back and forth to gain momentum to get off the couch.
  • amy1612
    amy1612 Posts: 1,356 Member
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    You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....

    I think this just means you need stronger arms :wink:
  • bigobelly
    bigobelly Posts: 18 Member
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    When your driving your muscle car around thinking your cool, hit a bump in the road and can feel your man breasts jiggling and bouncing......
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
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    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:

    Big White Marshm......WTF??? :noway: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

    On a related note..."Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!!"
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
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    you are diagnosed with furniture disease...when your chest falls into your drawers.
  • delmauriac
    delmauriac Posts: 52 Member
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    When just your warm up stretches are a major workout for you ...
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 304 Member
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    When you can no longer actually see the scale while standing on it...
  • calajane
    calajane Posts: 52
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    When you cant catch your breath after running 20 meters to catch the bus (and you actually fail to catch the bus because you were too slow)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    When you send out a missing persons report on your donger, because you haven't seen him in a decade.

    Maybe it'll show up on a milk carton.
  • Rachifloon
    Rachifloon Posts: 129 Member
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    When you get out of breath grating cheese.
  • NYUbookworm
    NYUbookworm Posts: 42
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    Your six-pack has turned into a gallon jug...
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Two things really clued me in. First, I made a Mii for Wii Fit and after you enter in your info it takes the "normal Mii" and changes it into what you really look like.
    6a00e554ad492488330111689cbf48970c-pi
    Second, I noticed I had to hold my breath to tie my shoes.

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