YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......

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  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    you are told you can not ride this ride because the safety harness wont close. Happened to me and I was at the front of the roller coaster. :-(... I cried.
  • joolywooly33
    joolywooly33 Posts: 421 Member
    When you think twice before being naked in front of anyone........
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    Thanks for the giggle this morning... :laugh:
  • 1stday13
    1stday13 Posts: 433 Member
    When get down in the middle of the floor and have to crawl over to something to hold on to so you can get up :noway:
  • mizzcasual
    mizzcasual Posts: 223 Member
    When you're craving everything and constantly tired.
  • Phrick
    Phrick Posts: 2,765 Member
    when you can't tie your shoes without getting seriously out of breath
  • raven_ous
    raven_ous Posts: 223
    When your doctor tells you that you need to diet and you think to yourself "Oh gawd, what color is my junk now?":wink:
  • FitnessCharl
    FitnessCharl Posts: 166
    When your physique resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Phrick
    Phrick Posts: 2,765 Member
    When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle

    when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap

    ha, this reminds me of when my husband told his mom, very seriously, one day "Mom, Ih ave Dunlap Disease." Of course she started to panic till he busted up laughing and said "my belly Dunlapped over my belt!" Mean, yes. Also so, so funny.
  • BioShocked89
    BioShocked89 Posts: 330 Member
    When you sweat doing dishes. All three of them.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    ...when your 4 year old runs faster than you.

    (He's 6 now and Mommy wins. Ha!)
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
    True story:

    You don't have to order anymore at the Burger King drive thru---they were already expecting you.

    Also:

    You walk in to Buffalo Wild Wings and they greet you by name and take you to "your" table
  • athensguy
    athensguy Posts: 550
    Your BMI is overweight category

    Hey I am still considered in the overweight category. So I do not completely agree

    A good time to diet and exercise? When you want to be healthy.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    when 'one size fits all' does'nt fit you !

    :laugh: Exactly. Whos dumba$$ thought of one size fits all anyway?
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  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    When you have to rock back and forth to gain momentum to get off the couch.
  • amy1612
    amy1612 Posts: 1,356 Member
    You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....

    I think this just means you need stronger arms :wink:
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  • bigobelly
    bigobelly Posts: 18 Member
    When your driving your muscle car around thinking your cool, hit a bump in the road and can feel your man breasts jiggling and bouncing......
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:

    Big White Marshm......WTF??? :noway: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

    On a related note..."Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!!"
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    you are diagnosed with furniture disease...when your chest falls into your drawers.
  • delmauriac
    delmauriac Posts: 52 Member
    When just your warm up stretches are a major workout for you ...
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
    When you can no longer actually see the scale while standing on it...
  • calajane
    calajane Posts: 52
    When you cant catch your breath after running 20 meters to catch the bus (and you actually fail to catch the bus because you were too slow)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    When you send out a missing persons report on your donger, because you haven't seen him in a decade.

    Maybe it'll show up on a milk carton.
  • Rachifloon
    Rachifloon Posts: 129 Member
    When you get out of breath grating cheese.
  • NYUbookworm
    NYUbookworm Posts: 42
    Your six-pack has turned into a gallon jug...
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Two things really clued me in. First, I made a Mii for Wii Fit and after you enter in your info it takes the "normal Mii" and changes it into what you really look like.
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    Second, I noticed I had to hold my breath to tie my shoes.

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