Now processing all friend requests!

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  • Ranocchia
    Ranocchia Posts: 73 Member
    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I don't believe you process them
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    One day I did wrestle
    The Diggest of Derples
    Tweaked sideways his nerples
    Until they turned purples
    and kicked on his pestle
    until it turned westle

    ^nobody said I fight fair :devil:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    You guys! Stop being so sexy and let me work!

    What I mean by that is please continue on with all of this hot hot talk and omg I wish I could gif right now.

    *grabs tissues* I'm waiting......
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    April Fools - tease
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    Request sent. Now.... I wait......................................................:ohwell:
  • breeshabebe
    breeshabebe Posts: 580
    Nine! Nine new friends!

    This is sounding more and more like a creepy altar call.

    Don't drink the coolaid!!!! (Its full of carbs.)
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Request sent. Now.... I wait......................................................:ohwell:

    I would never make you wait long. :love:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    One day I did wrestle
    The Diggest of Derples
    Tweaked sideways his nerples
    Until they turned purples
    and kicked on his pestle
    until it turned westle

    ^nobody said I fight fair :devil:


    Mr. U he did tweak
    my nipples looked bleak
    like a ripe aubergine
    'twas a really bad dream
    But I tugged at his gitch
    and strained every last stitch
    'til his famous behind
    was a hat for his mind.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    One day I did wrestle
    The Diggest of Derples
    Tweaked sideways his nerples
    Until they turned purples
    and kicked on his pestle
    until it turned westle

    ^nobody said I fight fair :devil:


    Mr. U he did tweak
    my nipples looked bleak
    like a ripe aubergine
    'twas a really bad dream
    But I tugged at his gitch
    and strained every last stitch
    'til his famous behind
    was a hat for his mind.

    LOL. Dammit I have to go eat. :grumble:

    Up to 20! :heart: One guy? Only one? Come on gents!

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  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    I sent you one back in January. Unless you've grown boobs since then I will not be grovelling for your friendship again.

    They've grown a little. I'd say they're bigger than yours. *pulls down shirt to flash* :blushing:

    hhahahaha:laugh:
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    Duct Tape.... I love duct tape. Can I play too??
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    I sent one. Hope having a friend who lives in Nova Scotia doesn't disqualify me! *fingers crossed*
  • liljen69
    liljen69 Posts: 45
    This thread is weird. I'm a new kid in the neighborhood -- and I don't know if new kids are well received in the sandbox -- but I like weird, so I'm sending a request.

    P.S. I hope your wife doesn't kick your *kitten* when she sees all your new friends.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    confused nurse freckles is confused.
  • SuperWhoLock24601
    SuperWhoLock24601 Posts: 245 Member
    To friend or not to friend? Eh, what the heck. :wink:
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    True. After that she begs.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    True. After that she begs.

    Yes. For you to stuff your pie hole.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Of all the BS "rules" I have ever heard for a so-called friend request! To rule out Nova Scotians is just wrong, so very wrong.

    It just has to be this way. Peebs ruined it for all of you.

    I hate how one bad seed can ruin something for those of us who are awesome......although is it really ruined if i don't want it??
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:

    I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:

    I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

    Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:
  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
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  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    One day I did wrestle
    The Diggest of Derples
    Tweaked sideways his nerples
    Until they turned purples
    and kicked on his pestle
    until it turned westle

    ^nobody said I fight fair :devil:


    Mr. U he did tweak
    my nipples looked bleak
    like a ripe aubergine
    'twas a really bad dream
    But I tugged at his gitch
    and strained every last stitch
    'til his famous behind
    was a hat for his mind.

    My booty worn atticus
    Tis true it's gone flatticus
    Quite the feat, well done you
    My whoopie cushions gone screw
    But the tables, they turn
    Hairy man *kitten* shall burn
    Single tug from right arm
    (it's well practiced for harm)
    An epic, life altering wedgie is yours
    While left hand still searches for MFP slores
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Of all the BS "rules" I have ever heard for a so-called friend request! To rule out Nova Scotians is just wrong, so very wrong.

    It just has to be this way. Peebs ruined it for all of you.

    I hate how one bad seed can ruin something for those of us who are awesome......although is it really ruined if i don't want it??

    Ask your mother. :wink:
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:

    I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

    Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:

    Yes but in your world, it's April first.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:

    I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

    Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:

    Yes but in your world, it's April first.

    *looks at watch* :noway:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Of all the BS "rules" I have ever heard for a so-called friend request! To rule out Nova Scotians is just wrong, so very wrong.


    I feel like chucking a lobster and some donairs at you! Now I will go back to my corner and enjoy my potato poutine lunch. Good riddance!!!!

    I questioned that too. If any "Canadians" should have been excluded, it should have been newfies. However, seeing that Canada is a myth/legend that parents tell their children to scare them, what does it really matter?
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Nope. I only ask once.

    :brokenheart: :sad: :cry:

    I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

    Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:

    Yes but in your world, it's April first.

    *looks at watch* :noway:

    Sigh. And in my world it's April 2nd. We have left such things as April Fools behind us.
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