Bad things that have happened since I starting losing weight

1. The Girl Scouts in my neighborhood are now unable to sell enough boxes of cookies to go to summer camp for free.
2. Children at the beach no longer feel heroic trying to save a whale by pushing me back into the ocean.
3. Restaurant patrons must now find something else to talk about instead of that obese lady eating nachos.
4. My husband is tired all the time because he's kept up way more often now.
5. My friends are trying to figure out which one of them will now be considered the "fat" one of the group.
6. When I miss my mouth the food now falls to my lap instead of into my bra. Therefore, ending the game, "rummage through my cleavage".
7. Hundreds of Coca Cola workers have been laid off from reduced sales of their product.
8. Planet Fitness is spending much more for my time there in electricity than my $10 a month will pay for.
9. My students can no longer use the excuse, "I didn't do the assignment because I couldn't see the white board".
10. Lastly, the poor ice cream man has been driving down my street every hour because he misses me.

I'm only down 40 lbs, with LOTS to go, but I'm already suffering from negative stuff.
1. I'm feeling like a slob most of the time because my clothes are getting so baggy, where as before it was because I just felt huge. My esteem has taken such a hit because of it.
2. I'm getting socially awkward because now when I talk to certain people they want to talk about how good I'm doing and my wt loss. Its so embarrassing!
3. The gals at my normal clothing store have started handing me cookies when I come in. They are afraid I'll keep losing and quit shopping there because I will be able to shop in regular plus sizes and not the extended plus store.
4. The cookie aisle cookies are getting horse from calling my name but never being eaten.
5. Its really annoying to have to pull up my unders so much.. its a terrible reminder that I will be forced to buy new ones.
6. The 4x winter coat that I JUST bought last winter is just so huge now and I'm too cheap to buy a another new one until next year.
7. My poor ta-ta's, they look lost in those big ol cups now and I'm suffering from inner hook shortage on my bras.
8. So many more dishes to wash! eerrrggg..
9. I'm noticing that my inner thermostat must be broken. I'm so much colder now than last year.
10. I'm running out of excuses to not do housework. I'm just not exhausted enough now.
11.I just don't need this pressure of trying to figure out who / how / when to give away my clothes that are too big.
12. Carrying around a bottle of water all the time is such a burden, especially when you have to keep one hand free to pull up your unders.
13. I won't let me just sit around on the pew now while everyone is up worshipping at church. For some reason, I think I need to get up and do all that moving around stuff too.
14. My arm no longer gets that necessary stretching-as-far-as-possible exercise during bathroom breaks. (sorry, didn't wanna be gross, but it's the fat life)
15. Forty lbs ago, I only worried about the money I would have to spend if I crossed the line into being diabetic, but now I worry about coming up with enough money to cross the line of another country. How am I going to have time to eat a double cheeseburger and fries when I'm so preoccupied with maps of foreign countries I want to visit?