How to not start a juice cleanse

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zachbonner
zachbonner Posts: 4,285 Member
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Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    ice cream.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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    Go to macdonalds and order anything but juice. Repeat until not on a juice cleanse.
  • Jewlz280
    Jewlz280 Posts: 547 Member
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    ice cream.

    ^^^ THIS.
  • buzybev
    buzybev Posts: 199 Member
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    Pepperoni pizza has always worked for me. That and chocolate.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,354 Member
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    Coffee enemas.
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
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    That depends, will you not be doing a vegan juice cleanse or will you not be doing a paleo version?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I vote for cheese. And steak.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    ice cream.

    and pie.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?
    dont you mean what do you NOT do?:flowerforyou:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?

    I can tell ya NOT to put your wang in it... but that's all I know.
  • LucasEVille
    LucasEVille Posts: 567 Member
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    OMG people on MFP so HORRIBLE, this poor person only wants advice on how NOT to do a clense..... I heard from my friend's mother's pet dog's goldfish that it will help so don't bother trying to convince me otherwise with science or health studies.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Fruitarianism leads to cleanses, so I've been told by the food industry, god I love the food industry!!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
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    Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?

    Find some sucker to sell the juicer to.

    Rigger
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Coffee enemas.
    BAHAHAH!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Bean and cheese burritos
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?

    I can tell ya NOT to put your wang in it... but that's all I know.

    too late, wang stuck in juicer. wat do??!!?

    First, relax...
    Second, ice water...

    Shrinkage is key here.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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    Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?

    Put pizza in it.

    For science.

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