I need a new girlfriend

wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
edited February 18 in Chit-Chat
My old one isn't working out.

Requirements: Good looking, not stupid, doesn't mind nerdy references or general dorkiness.

Benefits: Pervy poems, nerdy references, awesome food

Please apply within
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I will be screening the applicants.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I've got three out of four requirements. SO close! Dang!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    too much vapid nattering?

    sorry, had to use that again. I'll be going now.
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    In

    where should I mail my gf resume?
    can I fax it?
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:
  • Miska_
    Miska_ Posts: 84 Member
    If you can't hold a woman with the name "slorax" you're probably not good enough for a new one.

    hi Tim :)
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:

    I like 'em old. You wanna date?
  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
    How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    dont leave me!!!!!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,094 Member
    No.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:

    I like 'em old. You wanna date?

    <---- Is old...Lets go!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:

    I believe that's called polyandry, and personally I'm a fan.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:

    I told you not to ripen.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    In

    where should I mail my gf resume?
    can I fax it?
    yes fax it to 976-CRANK
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:

    I like 'em old. You wanna date?

    <---- Is old...Lets go!


    SWEET!!!! :love:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Age is not a factor.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    No he didn't! :laugh:
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"


    High five!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    No.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    :heart:
    I meet those qualifications:)
    Sending new gf resume right now!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If you can't hold a woman with the name "slorax" you're probably not good enough for a new one.

    hi Tim :)

    I'm the one that is gonna break it off once a replacement is found.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm dorky enough for us both.....there may not be enough room for all that dork.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    He has nice hair Tim! Does that help?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

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  • reddz12
    reddz12 Posts: 350 Member
    ha! one of the best things I've seen all day ;-)
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"


    High five!

    I'm sorry but you might be way too young, you're practically jailbait!
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