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I need a new girlfriend
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I will be screening the applicants.0
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My old one isn't working out.
SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!0 -
I've got three out of four requirements. SO close! Dang!0
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too much vapid nattering?
sorry, had to use that again. I'll be going now.0 -
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where should I mail my gf resume?
can I fax it?0 -
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If you can't hold a woman with the name "slorax" you're probably not good enough for a new one.
hi Tim
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I like 'em old. You wanna date?0 -
How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:0
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dont leave me!!!!!0 -
No.0
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I like 'em old. You wanna date?
<---- Is old...Lets go!0 -
How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:
I believe that's called polyandry, and personally I'm a fan.0 -
I told you not to ripen.0 -
yes fax it to 976-CRANKIn
where should I mail my gf resume?
can I fax it?0 -
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Age is not a factor.0
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No he didn't! :laugh:0
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There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"0
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Age is not a factor.
What about gender?0 -
There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"
High five!0 -
No.0
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I meet those qualifications:)
Sending new gf resume right now!0 -
If you can't hold a woman with the name "slorax" you're probably not good enough for a new one.
hi Tim
I'm the one that is gonna break it off once a replacement is found.0 -
I'm dorky enough for us both.....there may not be enough room for all that dork.0
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What about gender?
I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.0 -
I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
He has nice hair Tim! Does that help?0 -
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ha! one of the best things I've seen all day ;-)0
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I'm sorry but you might be way too young, you're practically jailbait!0
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