I need a new girlfriend
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            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.
ohhh i get it. you're her!
you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.
I like you!!!!0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
OH Man that's harsh!
Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....0 - 
            I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.
Good. Those soft-handed men give me the willies. And not good willies.
I thought all willies were good...0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.
ohhh i get it. you're her!
you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.
I like you!!!!
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            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to
I never joke.0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to
I never joke.
he says, jokingly.0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....
Well I am not going to let her just run around on me!0 - 
            How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:
So far this is my best offer.
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            She is probably sick of you too!0
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            She is probably sick of you too!
Are you kidding?! I am delightful.0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
I feel you dude. I feel you...
ETA: Hayley...how you doin'?0 - 
            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....
That's what I thought, too. And I was going to ream you out for dumping someone possessing the perfect combination of adorable and snarky (as far as I can tell from her forum posts.) But now that we are privy to more info, I will back away slowly. Good day, all. :flowerforyou:0 - 
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            oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
OH Man that's harsh!
Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical
DAMN!0 - 
            Age is not a factor.
What about gender?
I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?0 - 
            Age is not a factor.
What about gender?
I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?
Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.0 - 
            Age is not a factor.
What about gender?
I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?
Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.
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            She wants to date other people.

Stick together and be a package deal. You'll be unstoppable.0 - 
            A totally laugh out loud thread!! :laugh: :laugh: Thanks y'all! :flowerforyou:0
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And she begins her ritualistic mating dance!0 - 
            any of u females want me as a bf?
Uh oh, you've got some competition here.0 - 
            any of u females want me as a bf?
Uh oh, you've got some competition here.
No I dont.0 - 
            any of u females want me as a bf?
Uh oh, you've got some competition here.
No I dont.
:laugh: You are right.0 
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