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I need a new girlfriend

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.

    ohhh i get it. you're her!

    you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.

    I like you!!!!
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    OH Man that's harsh!

    Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.

    Good. Those soft-handed men give me the willies. And not good willies.

    I thought all willies were good...
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.

    ohhh i get it. you're her!

    you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.

    I like you!!!!

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to

    I never joke.
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to

    I never joke.

    he says, jokingly.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....

    Well I am not going to let her just run around on me!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:

    So far this is my best offer. :(
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    She is probably sick of you too!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    She is probably sick of you too!

    Are you kidding?! I am delightful.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    I feel you dude. I feel you...


    ETA: Hayley...how you doin'?
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....

    That's what I thought, too. And I was going to ream you out for dumping someone possessing the perfect combination of adorable and snarky (as far as I can tell from her forum posts.) But now that we are privy to more info, I will back away slowly. Good day, all. :flowerforyou:
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    OH Man that's harsh!

    Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical

    DAMN!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?

    Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?

    Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.

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  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    She wants to date other people. :(

    Stick together and be a package deal. You'll be unstoppable.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    A totally laugh out loud thread!! :laugh: :laugh: Thanks y'all! :flowerforyou:
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    And she begins her ritualistic mating dance!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    any of u females want me as a bf?

    Uh oh, you've got some competition here.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    any of u females want me as a bf?

    Uh oh, you've got some competition here.

    No I dont.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    any of u females want me as a bf?

    Uh oh, you've got some competition here.

    No I dont.

    :laugh: You are right.
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