manhunting women at the gym

I'd love to find a guy at the gym. Someone who is into the same things I am? Perfect!

OMGhi2U :flowerforyou: :drinker:

Can we workout like this?

yes please!! :laugh: :drinker:

How do you hunt a man? Is there a special gun or bullets or something? What happens after you catch one? Do you put it in a cage? Do you make it into a rug?

It doesn't matter. It sounds like too much work. I'll just go buy eight or twelve cats and be a spinster.

How do you hunt a man? Is there a special gun or bullets or something? What happens after you catch one? Do you put it in a cage? Do you make it into a rug?

It doesn't matter. It sounds like too much work. I'll just go buy eight or twelve cats and be a spinster.

First, you have to be berry, berry quiet.....

I work out at the local rec center, (actually nicer than most of the Chain Gyms out here) and it seems to me that everyone that ACTUALLY works out there.......ie not lazing in the sauna steam room or hot tub is there to actually get fit, lose weight, or generally improve their health. Just sayin'.

How do you hunt a man? Is there a special gun or bullets or something? What happens after you catch one? Do you put it in a cage? Do you make it into a rug?

It doesn't matter. It sounds like too much work. I'll just go buy eight or twelve cats and be a spinster.

First, you have to be berry, berry quiet.....

If getting a man requires that I be quiet I'd rather have cats anyway.

I guess making references to Elmer Fudd kind of dates me. :laugh:

How do you hunt a man? Is there a special gun or bullets or something? What happens after you catch one? Do you put it in a cage? Do you make it into a rug?

It doesn't matter. It sounds like too much work. I'll just go buy eight or twelve cats and be a spinster.

with an m4 and a 180 rounds LOL

Silly me, I was hunting wrong. I've been locking my gun up when I work out.

Silly me, I was hunting wrong. I've been locking my gun up when I work out.

Hmmm....not sure I follow that euphemism. :laugh:

A friend of mine says that her friends husband said a woman has no reason to be in a gym unless she's looking for a man, and any woman that ventures into the gym is a ho.

What'cha think bout that?

I think that your friend's friend's husband is a misogynistic pig who wants to justify his hitting on all the women at the gym.

This!

Actually, I tend to find women who are physically active on their own accord to be more attractive than those who don't, even if those in the "don't" category may fit the magazine-cover "ideal-image".

To me, it shows they recognize physical activity is an important part of personal maintenance. It seems to be generally understood that being physically active is a valuable component for staying healthy.

So no, I don't think they're hunting for a man. I just assume they're taking care of their bodies.

That being said, if one says "hi" to me in the gym, I'll talk to them, and if it goes somewhere, it goes somewhere. I'm not gonna use my best demon voice and say "how DARE you speak to me and interrupt my workout, you loathsome creature?" like some people seem to want to do.

Silly me, I was hunting wrong. I've been locking my gun up when I work out.

Hmmm....not sure I follow that euphemism. :laugh:

Me either, I'm tired!

If we're supposed to be hunting, we should be prepared....

Tired sqared. Started bike commuting (great weather here in Denver) again, 14 mi a day, and the gym. good thing I'm only there to pick up chicks. hahahaha I have soooooo much energy left for that.

She sounds hideous.

Dear OP,

I have the perfect gym for your friend:



No distractions from those conniving manhunters and their cooties.

Controlling much?