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  • mtneerjk81
    mtneerjk81 Posts: 65 Member
    "You have no idea how stiff I feel today."

    Now this is perfect!
  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
    Eggs
    Frozen Fruit
    Bananas
    Juice Boxes for party
    Bottle Water
    PB protien Bar
    Broccoli
    Celery
    Hummus
    Milk 4 babies
    Chicken
    Yogurt
    Turkey Sausage
    AJ toothpaste (berry)
  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
    "Lucky me."
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
    "Call me."
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    "You're so awesome"

    ...sent that to my big sis this morning.
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    "I have no idea what a 3 year old would want for his birthday and the brewery is open tomorrow".

    Ha! hahaha yes, a 3yr old bday party mixed with alcohol is absolutely NECESSARY!!! Hahaha :drinker:
  • kadamson223
    kadamson223 Posts: 7 Member
    "Don't forget to leave Toby extra food before you leave"

    This would be widly appropriate, lol. I am always reminding my husband of something, and our cat (Toby) is my baby for now.
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    "F*** that."
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    "Muy Bien"
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    "I feel like I just swallowed a fly"
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    "I failed at crunchwrap"

    ...wow. Foreshadowing?
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    "You have no idea how stiff I feel today."

    Now this is perfect!

    I'm cracking up. :laugh: Very appropriate for the tombstone.
  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
    "I have no idea what a 3 year old would want for his birthday and the brewery is open tomorrow".

    Ha! hahaha yes, a 3yr old bday party mixed with alcohol is absolutely NECESSARY!!! Hahaha :drinker:

    We were debating having beer at my son's 1st birthday party.. It was a hit.. and every birthday party we went to afterwards had beer. the adults gotta have their fun too! (responsibly of course)
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
    "'I'm extremely constipated. It feels like I'm birthing a baby through my *kitten*.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "What do u want 2 do tonight? i have music practice after work and i may wish 2 go back 2 work to finish project, if i have enough nrg!"
  • MomOfRose
    MomOfRose Posts: 89 Member
    "I can see you...."
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    "Wine or Beer"
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    FML
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    "please make sure the oven is off"
  • fuzilojak
    fuzilojak Posts: 269 Member
    "It's not about me being happy."

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