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  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
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    "Great! That means extra good BBQ tonight."
  • dgeorgiadis
    dgeorgiadis Posts: 95 Member
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    Why can't you put the friggin toilet paper on the roll!
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    "Going to be a bit late, buses were slow today"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "B**ch, please."

    -This one was sent in jest to my best friend, but it would be appropriate for my tombstone. It pretty much describes my attitude towards the annoying nonsense that tends to happen in life. :smile:
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    "God, I can't wait to work out"
  • ashleykenny8
    ashleykenny8 Posts: 42 Member
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    'give me a minute, I'm pooping'

    Hahaha, I love this one!
  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
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    "OK, been waiting for 20 min on food. Seriously, there was a Megabus here. On my way now."

    In the drive thru at McDonald's. The irony...
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    the last one i sent
    zkrbih.jpg

    the last one i recieved
    HAHAHAHA!!!!
  • LeannJeffers
    LeannJeffers Posts: 486 Member
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    Never know til you try she don't get it at home, so i would think she would be all over that like peanut butter on toast!
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    "I can't, still in this walking boot. My leg looks like it belongs to a transformer!" To which I humbly replied, "No worries Lily, you have the face of Megatron..so it fits."

    BAHAHAAHAHAHA
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Running late. Cover?
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    BUMP these are funny
  • lkniebuehler
    lkniebuehler Posts: 98
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    "he seemed nice"
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    "You have no idea how stiff I feel today."

    Now this is perfect!

    how awesome
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
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    "he seemed nice"

    you were wrong
  • phyl303
    phyl303 Posts: 74 Member
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    "****ty day but at least I'm doing the stairs" with a screen shot of 27 flights on my fitbit by lunchtime.

    ETA: sh!tty = ****ty
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    "This almost guarantees I'll be off work tomorrow"

    LOL
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
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    "Damn yeah get to bed"
  • mortalkowgirl
    mortalkowgirl Posts: 134 Member
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    "Here."
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    I only ever lost 2 1b

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