Perfect Girlfriend

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.


    with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!

    Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.

    now I am just intrigued....got a whole "Indecent proposal' think going on...

    She's going back to her room now. Nothing to see here . . . :angry:
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,024 Member
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    :tongue: Crap... my boobs are way bigger! UGH, now I know why I can't get a man...LOL... hahahaha, <---- not true
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
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    Darn boobs...always getting in the way of these things :grumble:
  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    Hahahahaha...I have never been, nor will I EVER be the perfect girlfriend!!! :laugh:
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
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    Who the HELL decided that a C cup is perfect!?
  • SRBSavic1
    SRBSavic1 Posts: 2
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    girls, is being a professional poker player attractive?
  • leggup
    leggup Posts: 2,942 Member
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    - brunette NOPE Natural Strawberry Blode
    - blue eyes NOPE Harry Potter Green eyes.
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall NOPE 5'11
    - 125 pounds NOPE If I weighed that much, my BMI would be 17.4
    - 34 C NOPE I will not say what I am, because I am a lady, but that bra would not do the job.
    - teacher NOPE I make way more than the average teacher salary.
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" Yes, Meh, NO. That show is terrible. 'Hur hur high school physics joke." Please.
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    - brunette NOPE Natural Strawberry Blode
    - blue eyes NOPE Harry Potter Green eyes.
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall NOPE 5'11
    - 125 pounds NOPE If I weighed that much, my BMI would be 17.4
    - 34 C NOPE I will not say what I am, because I am a lady, but that bra would not do the job.
    - teacher NOPE I make way more than the average teacher salary.
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" Yes, Meh, NO. That show is terrible. 'Hur hur high school physics joke." Please.

    This is pretty much how I would have redone the whole criteria.
  • swirlygirlyuk
    swirlygirlyuk Posts: 8
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    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    - 125 pounds
    - 34 C
    - teacher
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"

    1. Brunette with a red tinge....does that count?
    2. Green eyes.
    3. 5 foot 3...damn.
    4. A couple of pounds over that atm, I DID weigh that a few months ago though haha...(stupid job making me gain 7lbs).
    5. 32B. Damn.
    6. Lawyer.
    7. I like Big Bang Theory but not the other two...

    So...1 and one third...this is why I'm unloveable hahaha.
  • Sbrn_
    Sbrn_ Posts: 351 Member
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    - brunette - NOPE, dark blonde.
    - blue eyes - YES.
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - NOPE, 5'2 1/2
    - 125 pounds - NOPE, 117ish.
    - 34 C - NOPE, smaller.
    - teacher - NOPE, unemployed. :drinker:
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - NOPE, I hate all those things. Intensely.

    Oh wow, just the one. Thank god I don't live where you come from OP.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    - brunette - no
    - blue eyes - yes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - no
    - 125 pounds - no
    - 34 C - no
    - teacher - no
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - no, no and never seen so can't make a judgement.

    1/9 haha

    My view of perfect boyfriend:

    - Taller than me
    - Stronger than me
    - Well built / Muscles
    - Has ambition in terms of life/career
    - Doesn't live like a slob / cleans up after himself
    - Tolerates watching ever so predictable chick-flicks
    - Likes: Lifting, pets and cuddles.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    already got mine
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Well, for a minute there i was on a roll!
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 839 Member
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    I nominated Alywei
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
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    - brunette - Yep
    - blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better ;)
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
    - 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
    - 34 C - 26 C
    - teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    - brunette - Yep
    - blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better ;)
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
    - 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
    - 34 C - 26 C
    - teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.

    :flowerforyou:
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
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    - brunette - Yep
    - blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better ;)
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
    - 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
    - 34 C - 26 C
    - teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.

    :flowerforyou:

    Flowers??? For me?? =)
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    I nominated Alywei

    :):)
  • BadKittie05
    BadKittie05 Posts: 157 Member
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    I am 4 of those (brunette, blue eyes, 5'6, and the likes)...I'm working on the weight and would I be penalized for being a receptionist and if I had bigger bewbs?? I like my kids, but not everyone's kids LOL
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women

    I call BS lol... Maybe it's just the women around here, but if a guy is not ripped w/ brown hair and blue eyes and makes 100k a year, then they don't want anything to do with him.

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