Need Advice for Rapid Butt Growth

I need a healthy (but fast, super fast) way to add an inch or two to my donk before May 13th. It's super important. Not quite life or death, but damn close. Thank you in advance.



Note: If you have some not so healthy suggestions I'll take those too, I'm actually not that picky.

Well I have read complaints on here from people who swear squats make their pants too tight. Maybe pack some muscle on? But if I wanted to add inches to my butt I'd go for the Ben and Jerry's body reshaping protocol. :laugh:

haha! I just came here to see if you got any answers! I think squats are he way to go, but I have a bad knee, so it's hard to do a lot of those for me.

Taco Bell and Hip Thrusts worked for me. Eat, Ba-Bam!, repeat.

There's donkey vs stallion, and I'd say a KFC Double Down (or two)

Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....

Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?

What's going on May 13th that requires rapid butt growth?

Well you see my husband has been deployed for a few months and while he's been done I've been doing my lifting and keeping a calorie deficit and what have you but, tragically, I've gone from 36-28-40 to 36-26-38! That's a whole two inches off the butt and that will simply just not fly. I wanted to be amazing when he saw me again but instead I'll be lacking in the booty department!


I'm sure you can understand the dire nature of my question now.

Awww you look great, and he's just going to be happy to see you. If he complains, kick HIS butt.

What's going on May 13th that requires rapid butt growth?

Well you see my husband has been deployed for a few months and while he's been done I've been doing my lifting and keeping a calorie deficit and what have you but, tragically, I've gone from 36-28-40 to 36-26-38! That's a whole two inches off the butt and that will simply just not fly. I wanted to be amazing when he saw me again but instead I'll be lacking in the booty department!


I'm sure you can understand the dire nature of my question now.

PM, I work in a plastic surgeons office in your area.

He's not certified to do buttock injections but will do them. You do have to lay flat for 7 days, so please don't delay.

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Good gracious! I can only imagine. LOL. If I weren't at work myself... curiosity would kill the cat.

Main lift: Low bar back squats with heavy weight. Squeeze and hold your butt and abs as hard as you can throughout the lift. Every other day.

Assistance lift: BW lunges (tons of 'em, like 50 with each leg / day)

Bored at work: Flex and hold.

I agree that you are fit and beautiful! Your hubby will be all over you like a bear to honey! Don't you fret! ; )

That said I do squats and Brazil Butt Lift dvd's regularly oh and climb lots of stairs! I have lost 8 inches on my hips and 4 on my thighs! I have worked very hard to tighten things as I lost weight and inches.

Your hubby would have to be bonkers to not appreciate how hard you have been working!

Have fun and be proud of yourself and your body! :flowerforyou:

What's going on May 13th that requires rapid butt growth?

Well you see my husband has been deployed for a few months and while he's been done I've been doing my lifting and keeping a calorie deficit and what have you but, tragically, I've gone from 36-28-40 to 36-26-38! That's a whole two inches off the butt and that will simply just not fly. I wanted to be amazing when he saw me again but instead I'll be lacking in the booty department!


I'm sure you can understand the dire nature of my question now.

PM, I work in a plastic surgeons office in your area.

He's not certified to do buttock injections but will do them. You do have to lay flat for 7 days, so please don't delay.

You're drumming up business for someone not certified to do butt injections?

Seriously?!?

*facepalm*

I don't see how that really involves you. Op asked for ALL suggestions.

What's going on May 13th that requires rapid butt growth?

Well you see my husband has been deployed for a few months and while he's been done I've been doing my lifting and keeping a calorie deficit and what have you but, tragically, I've gone from 36-28-40 to 36-26-38! That's a whole two inches off the butt and that will simply just not fly. I wanted to be amazing when he saw me again but instead I'll be lacking in the booty department!


I'm sure you can understand the dire nature of my question now.

PM, I work in a plastic surgeons office in your area.

He's not certified to do buttock injections but will do them. You do have to lay flat for 7 days, so please don't delay.

You're drumming up business for someone not certified to do butt injections?

Seriously?!?

*facepalm*

ummmm... please for the love of God, DO NOT DO THIS WITH SOMEONE UNLICENSED! OP, this is a fine quick fix, but if your going to do it, make sure you do it with someone who is licensed and does it regularly...

http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/beautician-killed-client-with-silicon-butt-injection-cops/