Weighing daily - secrets I've discovered

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  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    Whomever manufactures the Mr. Tickle mug will soon see an increase in profits to a degree that it will impact the GDP of the exporting country. This was a perfect Friday afternoon laugh!
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    You're going to make millions with this!
    Great post!:laugh:
  • mscleo1115
    mscleo1115 Posts: 42 Member
    This post brightened up my day and gave a good chuckle, thanks! :)
  • pepotchkiy
    pepotchkiy Posts: 9 Member
    I've been logging my weight daily for some time and plotting it on an excel chart. I know that my weight fluctuates so I decided to log daily so I could see patterns that emerge - it would help me do the right thing day after day.

    I added my calories to help with pattern recognition after a few weeks
    Then I added exercise
    Then my water consumption.
    Then my macros instead of just calories
    Then categorised exercise as weights vs. cardio
    Then quality of sleep - then quantity

    After several months of logging I've concluded that:
    - protein shakes and cardio on tuesdays lead to a weight loss as long as I have less than 7 hours of restless sleep.
    - however if I have brocolli or it's a full mooon then my weight goes up.
    - If I lift heavy on a Tuesday then I will gain weight the next day but lose weight on Friday as long as I don't have scrambled eggs on Wednesday - having them on Thursday is ok as long as my chicken salad has cherry tomatoes.
    - 4 cups of tea a day are ok as long as they're from my Mr Tickle mug, if I have them from the blue mug then I'll gain weight.

    I think I need to put this down in a secrets of weight loss book, this stuff is gold dust, I could make a fortune from this scientific research.

    bwahahahaha! :)) brilliant findings!
  • TexasGal1
    TexasGal1 Posts: 65 Member
    "And in other news, Amazon has reported an increase in sales of Mr. Tickle Mugs by 10,000%."

    :laugh: :love:
  • GothJuice
    GothJuice Posts: 66 Member
    This is amazing!! Made my day complete!
  • finkatt
    finkatt Posts: 8 Member
    Awesome, gave me a much needed laugh :bigsmile:
  • bvifun
    bvifun Posts: 237 Member
    Thank you, thank you, thank you. I just could not figure it out on my own and you have explained the weight fluctuations so well. I get it now. :drinker:
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg

    This was my exact thought!


    Thanks for the giggles. :)
  • freddi11e
    freddi11e Posts: 317 Member
    lol straight up smiled so big just now
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Haha, I love this.

    I'll be buying your book for sure. I have a purple water bottle and a black water bottle that I use for my workouts. I'd like to know which color would be better for my fitness goals.
  • suncluster
    suncluster Posts: 539 Member
    Best post I have read in a long while.
    Please add my name to the book's waiting list. I really want to know more about the phases of the moon and my weight gain :laugh:
  • LuvonLuv
    LuvonLuv Posts: 68
    Haahaa...that was great. I'll certainly use this to gauge my lifestyle habits. Lol!
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  • MamaFunky
    MamaFunky Posts: 735 Member
    :laugh: Mr. Tickle mug :laugh:
  • piercedee
    piercedee Posts: 59 Member
    LMAO - literally just lost 5 pounds reading this... Imagine what I could lose if I read the book :)

    Plus don't forget the ab workout from laughing so hard!

    This made my Friday
  • tedsmama
    tedsmama Posts: 178 Member
    Whomever manufactures the Mr. Tickle mug will soon see an increase in profits to a degree that it will impact the GDP of the exporting country. This was a perfect Friday afternoon laugh!

    *scrambling to buy as much Mr. Tickle Mug stock as I can get my greedy hands on*
  • MamaFunky
    MamaFunky Posts: 735 Member
    I wonder how beer would taste in a Mr. Tickle mug?:drinker:
  • JeanSoCal
    JeanSoCal Posts: 23 Member
    OH NO! Now I know when I don't have a weight loss it's because I don't own a Mr. Tickle mug..... stressing here... :drinker: :laugh:
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    Order Mr. Tickle Mug - check
    Pre-order DVD - check
    Send email outlining my very great disappointment there is not a Mr. Tickle Mug Crack Gap chapter.

    *sips tea from Mr. Tickle Mug and watches my waist shrink*
  • shazzieb59
    shazzieb59 Posts: 4 Member
    omg ~ i now understand my problem ~ must get me one of those mugs and the book and the DVD ~ wonder if I can swap tea for wine ????????
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks, and happy Friday! :flowerforyou:

    P.s. What happens if the Mr Tickle mug breaks? :indifferent: No more tea ever?
  • Drincon25
    Drincon25 Posts: 2 Member
    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    P.s. What happens if the Mr Tickle mug breaks? :indifferent: No more tea ever?

    Did you even take the 5-DVD self-help course?? You're supposed to have at least FIVE Mr. Tickle mugs in the wings at all times!
  • shunge86
    shunge86 Posts: 5 Member
    HAHA! Great post!! I found if I remove the toddler from the scale then my daily weight also tend to drop, I can not understand why...?:wink:

    OMG you too! Lol
  • KylaDenay
    KylaDenay Posts: 1,585 Member
    Too funny! Love this post.
  • baltimorebroad
    baltimorebroad Posts: 16 Member
    I was looking for some real insight; but this was so much better. Thanks for the laugh and good luck with your journey.
  • Veronnie87
    Veronnie87 Posts: 40 Member
    Thanks for the chuckle :)
  • wannakimmy
    wannakimmy Posts: 488 Member
    Awesome, thanks for the laugh!
  • caveninit
    caveninit Posts: 153 Member
    LOL...love this thread.

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