If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • cpez09
    cpez09 Posts: 192
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    I would ask him to be my personal trainer
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    I would see if she wanted a cup of tea.
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    I would fart and stink her out!!
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would fart and stink her out!!

    Give her bean-o
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    I would hide in a tree, because people who use farts as an offensive weapon are not to be trifled with.

    Edit: But then I'd be fine with ^ stalking me because of the bean-o.


    Haha that's right
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would hide in a tree, because people who use farts as an offensive weapon are not to be trifled with.

    Edit: But then I'd be fine with ^ stalking me because of the bean-o.


    Haha that's right


    I LOL'D so hard
  • cpez09
    cpez09 Posts: 192
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    I would throw jelly donuts at him
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal


    I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...
  • cpez09
    cpez09 Posts: 192
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal


    I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...




    Thwart them huh? :(....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal


    I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...




    Thwart them huh? :(....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate


    Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....
  • cpez09
    cpez09 Posts: 192
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal


    I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...




    Thwart them huh? :(....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate


    Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....



    Hahahahaha technically I asks dyou out because you stalked me first soooooooo :) Don't feel bad though lol
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I would offer to take you on a date ;)

    I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )



    hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal


    I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...




    Thwart them huh? :(....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate


    Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....



    Hahahahaha technically I asks dyou out because you stalked me first soooooooo :) Don't feel bad though lol


    Technicalities...
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    force her to buy me lunch
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    Tell him we are going to go square dancing!!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    We would go dancing...
  • stevemcgurkin
    stevemcgurkin Posts: 88
    We'd drink the fancy wine from the big bottles that have the little pinky rings on the top.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Keep Twinkies and chocolate stocked.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Invite her in and have a jam session to Rush and Zeppelin.
  • stevemcgurkin
    stevemcgurkin Posts: 88
    Stay because Zep is badass.
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    We would tip toe thru the tulips
  • crystalcastles9
    crystalcastles9 Posts: 38 Member
    I'd totally use her lipstick instead of buying my own.
  • cheekym7
    cheekym7 Posts: 570 Member
    I would walk around naked to make things awkward
  • kneega
    kneega Posts: 51 Member
    hooker her in the gabber m8
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    I'd walk around naked too.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    have him bring me coffee every morning
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    She does! Love it!
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    Breakfast in bed every morning
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