I will post a funny status a day here

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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    You could never be someone's slave; my hope would be she'd apologize. Maybe she will, maybe she won't. Meanwhile I have a flower for you:flowerforyou:

    thank you.

    she's been aware for awhile and will likely never apologise to me nor any jehova's witnesses. if you read back you'll see she is however taking up the cause of frizzy haired women everywhere. perhaps her plate is full.

    Yah not sure she's getting it to be honest...I am neither Mexican nor religious,but read down her first page and wasn't amused.

    And apparently neither are other people.
  • mbmillr
    mbmillr Posts: 28
    I remember when I first got to MFP and it seemed like such a warm and welcoming place.

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    Not sure how this is any different than the racial jokes she posted?

    I take no sides. I think she would have been better off not posting them. Since humor is subjective and this is the internet of course people will be offended. If you don't like it get it deleted. Meh.
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    Lol.
  • SymphonynSonata
    SymphonynSonata Posts: 533 Member
    In
  • amberrenee813
    amberrenee813 Posts: 395 Member
    5/11 Funny status of the day- Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn off the beaters first. (Happy Mothers Day)
  • Hannahp1402
    Hannahp1402 Posts: 85 Member
    x
  • Calamitycazza
    Calamitycazza Posts: 87 Member
    Bump! Made me chuckle :)
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Bump! Made me chuckle :)

    I dunno.... I'm finding 'em a little strained now.

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  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    it is very interesting to see judgmental posts and passive agressive statements directed at so called "mean" people...I could quote a tonne directed at me ...such as "change your profile pic...." but I wont go much further than that...

    I would like you to "change your profile pic" as well. Could you possibly edit out your husband?

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  • jdas00
    jdas00 Posts: 7 Member
    Really cute! Thanks for sharing..
  • mbmillr
    mbmillr Posts: 28
    5/12 Funny status of the day- I used to hate going to the gynecologist, but now he's older and his fingers shake a little.

    haha
  • omgtry3
    omgtry3 Posts: 76
    has a person who lives in a wheelchair I find that in very bad taste..........
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    5/13 Funny status of the day- My boyfriend just broke up with me because I stole his wheelchair. It's okay though. He'll come crawling back.

    I usually tell people that they can't offend me. Congratulations, you just did.

    I see the end of this thread in your future.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    5/13 Funny status of the day- My boyfriend just broke up with me because I stole his wheelchair. It's okay though. He'll come crawling back.

    I usually tell people that they can't offend me. Congratulations, you just did.

    I see the end of this thread in your future.

    i thought that too but mayhaps she has found the loophole. posting horrific offensive jokes in the safe bubble of a "motivation and support" thread.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    5/12 Funny status of the day- I used to hate going to the gynecologist, but now he's older and his fingers shake a little.

    :sick: HURL!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    5/13 Funny status of the day- My boyfriend just broke up with me because I stole his wheelchair. It's okay though. He'll come crawling back.

    I usually tell people that they can't offend me. Congratulations, you just did.

    I see the end of this thread in your future.

    i thought that too but mayhaps she has found the loophole. posting horrific offensive jokes in the safe bubble of a "motivation and support" thread.

    You're not being very supportive of her need to offend . . .
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    I'm stealing a few of these. :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    5/13 Funny status of the day- My boyfriend just broke up with me because I stole his wheelchair. It's okay though. He'll come crawling back.

    I usually tell people that they can't offend me. Congratulations, you just did.

    I see the end of this thread in your future.

    i thought that too but mayhaps she has found the loophole. posting horrific offensive jokes in the safe bubble of a "motivation and support" thread.

    You're not being very supportive of her need to offend . . .

    I know but at least she's motivated. In fact she may be the single most motivated MFP member I've seen. Apparently racism, religious attacks, ageism, vulgarity, and attacks on the disabled are incredibly motivating. Who knew?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I'm stealing a few of these. :laugh:

    The racist one's right? AMIRITE?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh I GOT ONE, Once there was a rumored to be mentally challenged lady in a jean jacket who thought it was funny to piss off every single group on this planet off in her thread and then stand behind her unknowing son so that EVERYONE in the world might recognize them upon sight.

    Knee slapper, hahahahaha! That's a good one right? Amirite?
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    5/12 Funny status of the day- I used to hate going to the gynecologist, but now he's older and his fingers shake a little.

    :sick: HURL!

    Ya, I'm a guy, and I found that one a little creepy. :huh:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    has a person who lives in a wheelchair I find that in very bad taste..........

    Odd, I thought the bad taste started about...4 pages ago.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    has a person who lives in a wheelchair I find that in very bad taste..........

    Odd, I thought the bad taste started about...4 pages ago.

    I'm pretty sure bad taste is the theme of this thread, together with "not even funny, just vaguely nausea-inducing."
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    how is this still here?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Ah... **** it!
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    how is this still here?

    IKR?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'm astounded that this thread is still here.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    Well that was time wasted of my life I will never get back....
    Must really be bored to have read thru all of this..

    However, a big cheers to MyChocolateDiet for keeping it entertaining.. :flowerforyou: :drinker:

    P.S. Some of these are so old they fart dust.... how's that for a joke;)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    When will you start, OP?

    Sorry about your husband and losing your job. It's tough to have a medical emergency while unemployed.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    OP - i GET that this is how you're holding yourself accountable. and while that's admirable... the jokes about differently-abled ppl and abuse are NOT.

    srsly, knock it off.
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