The REAL Five Foods That Lead To Belly Fat!

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    My mom and the vast majority of people over the age of 60 do not agree with that. It's well known that if you don't have the senior vote, you might as well give up. I think they would start up a good old angry mob if you also tried to take away their Werthers Originals.

    Luckily my GGma only kept those little strawberry hard candies around. Werthers are ok, but black licorice is NASTY.
  • LovesGG
    LovesGG Posts: 241 Member
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    I fear that there may be one person out there, who avoids this list for the rest of their life.
  • megsterella
    megsterella Posts: 69
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    You forgot celery. According to research done at B.S. University people who eat celery become evil. Not surprising considering their ominous appearance and unholy taste.

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    You forgot celery. According to research done at B.S. University people who eat celery become evil. Not surprising considering their ominous appearance and unholy taste.

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    Sorry, but celery is part of the holy trinity, and you can take away my crawfish etouffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
  • becksxxx70
    becksxxx70 Posts: 234 Member
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    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.

    I originally read kicking as licking which made the sentence very funny.

    So did I!!! Hmmmm......now what does that say :bigsmile:
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
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    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.

    I originally read kicking as licking which made the sentence very funny.

    So did I!!! Hmmmm......now what does that say :bigsmile:

    That we really enjoy salad?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Lol <3
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
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    Getting ready to eat brussel sprouts for lunch, yum yum :laugh: :devil:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Blasphemy. A 1983 study by Ed Al, et. al, demonstrated that participants fed a 5000 calorie diet of black licorice and sprouts (administered intravenously) showed a massive spot-reduction in belly fat (but an increase in ankle fat). However, the increase in ankle fat was also reduced by including sodium-neutralizing abdominal flexion and sugared diet soda.

    CCF did you change your profile pic?


    Oh wait, you cited a *source*, sorry, wrong person!
  • kuntry_navySD
    kuntry_navySD Posts: 106 Member
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    take asparagus and the little mexican pickled cauliflowers and i'll sign your petition
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    your hatred of black licorice is 7 levels of cray
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    not sure if trolling...

    there are no foods which lead to belly fat. you cant even spot reduce in the first place. if you want to lose belly fat you're going to have to lose fat overall. you cant choose a certain area to lose fat, and eating specific magic foods is certainly a myth

    I think it is pretty obvious that he is not trolling and that these foods cause belly fat.
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    I happen to love black licorice. However, let me give you my "big five":
    a. Organ meats
    b. Milk chocolate
    c. "the whites": Bread, rice, potatoes
    d. gravy and mayo
    e. Anything manufactured by Frito Lay
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    8 ½ out of 10 scientists agree with outlawing all 5. tongue0015.gif

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    Whoa - back the train up a minute. Is the female scientist the 1/2 person in your statement?

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    8 ½ out of 10 scientists agree with outlawing all 5. tongue0015.gif

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    Whoa - back the train up a minute. Is the female scientist the 1/2 person in your statement?

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    yes. hobbit-sized scientists only count as ½.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    How can black licorice lead to belly fat? As far as i know, no one has ever eaten it. They just buy it and leave it sitting around like some kind of edgy, hipster badge.***


    ***None of this is true. Black licorice is AMAZING, and I was eating it way before it was cool to eat!
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    We've had this discussion before.

    All of those foods are freakin delicious. If you don't like quinoa, you're doing it wrong!
  • _101010_
    _101010_ Posts: 121
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    The Brassica hate here is cray cray
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I love all of those foods. Guess I'll never get rid of my unsightly belly fat. :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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    I like this group better. After much discussion, they have concurred with your list and have added pickled eggs and the liver and onions my Mom used to make.

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