Today on MFP I Learned...

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
in Chit-Chat
I learned that cows can swim. But it isn't because they have multiple stomachs that contain methane gas. I was surprised to find out that cows were once classified as sea creatures because of their amazing ability to swim. Not only THAT, but THIS!!!:

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So now I'm wondering if any of you big-bossomed ladies have amazing swimming abilities?

Also, I guess there are things other than land meat? There's other categories of meat? Air meat? Water Meat?
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I learned that bread and beans make you fat.

    No big bossoms here.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    hahaha...



    Well. I DO swim quite well... but I totally have to use my arms and legs to do it. If I relied on my "udders"... I'd be in serious trouble!


    NOW...
    *wonders if I should get all offended at*
    - parallel between cows and women
    - parallel between udders and breasticles


    And really wonders if cows indeed CAN swim.
  • _mermaid_
    _mermaid_ Posts: 82
    But wouldn't big bossoms cause you to sink? Lol.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    hahaha...



    Well. I DO swim quite well... but I totally have to use my arms and legs to do it. If I relied on my "udders"... I'd be in serious trouble!


    NOW...
    *wonders if I should get all offended at*
    - parallel between cows and women
    - parallel between udders and breasticles


    And really wonders if cows indeed CAN swim.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZvFOXt1v84

    Here is the proof.

    As for the "parallel", just ignore that slight comparison.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

    Well... technically he related big "bossomed" women... not sure it that refers to the udders, or the hind quarters, or is it some mythical creature altogether?
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

    Awww *kitten*...no no no no.

    Damage control. This thread is going down in flames quick.
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  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

    Exactly! Big bosomed women (*looks down* and men) are people too!
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    TIL that it is, in fact, Tuesday, not Thursday (as I had originally hoped). Sigh.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    :laugh:
    not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
    :laugh:

    You are ON A ROLL!
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    I actually sink in water. Quite consistently.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    :laugh:
    not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
    :laugh:

    You are ON A ROLL!

    Hello winning.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    :laugh:
    not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
    :laugh:

    You are ON A ROLL!

    Well there are plenty of snags in shallow water. Don't ask how shallow.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    cows are the most beautiful sweet things ever
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Leave it to Adonis to give me a mid-day LOL thread .. :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.
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    Sir, your selfie skills more than make up for your lack of lenght/girth and/or presence of moobs.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I always end up steering to the right.


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  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.
    giphy.gif

    Sir, your selfie skills more than make up for your lack of lenght/girth and/or presence of moobs.

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

    What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

    :laugh:
    not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
    :laugh:

    You are ON A ROLL!

    Well there are plenty of snags in shallow water. Don't ask how shallow.

    This is an entirely novel approach to MFP trolling. Bravo sir. Happy fishing!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Can float a bit better on my back without having to do anything. lol
    Steering... they are no help what so ever. :laugh:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

    They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

    S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.
  • Stefmoray
    Stefmoray Posts: 19 Member
    that was funny!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

    They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

    S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.

    I posted a youtube video earlier. Those cows aren't being chased, they're wading in water while eating riverside/swampside green stuff.
  • lisalsd1
    lisalsd1 Posts: 1,519 Member
    I don't know if ladies with "big bosoms" float...but I do know that ladies with big butts sink. It has happened to me before.
  • DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh
    DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh Posts: 363 Member
    I'm wondering about "moobs" now…..

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