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    • Posts: 172 Member
      Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:
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      Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.

      On the head, itself? :laugh: Nasty!
    • Posts: 172 Member
      By the way thinking about it. Make sure they don't nick your head. You could get some nasty **** happen
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    • Posts: 4,317 Member
      I don't know how to give haircuts, but maybe I could be a strip club shampoo girl. I definitely see career potential in this area.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:

      Hard to screw up a straight shave. :laugh:

      And I'm fairly sure I'd get laid before and after the strip club.
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      On the head, itself? :laugh: Nasty!

      Right? I can't get past this.
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
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      Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      Don't you have to have hair to get a haircut? :wink:
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    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....

      Mine has a little toupe that looks like Mr. moneybags' moustache. Wanna see?!
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      Mine has a little toupe that looks like Mr. moneybags' moustache. Wanna see?!

      My inbox awaits, sir!!
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
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      IT GROWS ON THE SIDES!!

      And, you know, back of the neck...


      Don't worry bro. Got your back.

      I speak from an affectionate, bald-is-beautiful place. :wink:

      See, the emoticons are even bald!
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Don't you have to have hair to get a haircut? :wink:

      I went to a barber a few wweks ago for a straight razor shave. An old lady was waiting for her husband and randomly asked me where all my hair went. I kept a serious face and told her it's vacationing on my back and *kitten*.

      She stopped talking to me. :laugh:
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    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      I don't get it?
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I don't get it?

      It's ok, the world needs pretty people. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1 Member
      There is a place like hooters that does haircuts it's called Knockouts. I've not been there, because there isn't one exactly close to me. I had considered it though.
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      I think all strip clubs should offer package deals \m/
    • Posts: 117 Member
      No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

      There's a strip club nearby called "The Library"

      "Hey honey. I'm gonna go to The Library and check out a few things."
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      With this mind, one day you will rule the world.

      Can I get your number hot chick?
    • Posts: 18 Member
      Okay, a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere...

      I am NOT learning how to cut hair, too!

      LOL!!
    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      Does anyone know of any strip clubs that offer haircuts?

      And are the haircuts free with admission or is it extra? Any package deals?

      Dark environment, really loud music, rampant alcohol and drug use, sharp objects like scissors and razors - sounds like a solid idea to get a haircut there, I'm sure you wouldn't regret that at all the next day...
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Rachel's in West Palm Beach has a fine dining steakhouse in the middle of the club. Can't get a haircut but you might find a hair in your creamed spinach.
    • Posts: 601 Member
      Yes, but they only offer two styles: Bald and Landing Strip.

      Not true . . . heart shaped or Hitler stash are some other options.
    • Posts: 1,573 Member
      I have no idea but I'll take my hubby to get one! Except....he shaves his head, so I guess I'll have to hope they cut off some of his beard instead!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 259 Member
      I don't know how to give haircuts, but maybe I could be a strip club shampoo girl. I definitely see career potential in this area.

      lather, rinse, repeat
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      There's a strip club nearby called "The Library"

      "Hey honey. I'm gonna go to The Library and check out a few things."

      There's a strip club somewhere in downtown called Saint Paul's or Saint something-or-other. My man-friend called it "going to church". Wrong on so many levels... lol
    • Posts: 1,414 Member
      No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

      There is a place in the Houston area that has their receipts for debit/credit cards list the name of a steak place.

      The last time I was there they weren't doing hair cuts...
    • Posts: 711 Member
      I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....
      Is this the image you have?
      troll-doll.jpg
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