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Strip club haircuts

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  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    My husband goes to see some Swedish ladies for his hair cuts. They don't strip, but they do give a very long head massage. Before he met his Swedish ladies, he used to ask me to shave his head topless. Brilliant idea for a strip club!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.

    Bahahaha
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    My husband goes to see some Swedish ladies for his hair cuts. They don't strip, but they do give a very long head massage. Before he met his Swedish ladies, he used to ask me to shave his head topless. Brilliant idea for a strip club!
    Aveda does that. Mmmmmmm. I love my wee Russian gal, her fingers are nimble.

    (What, I'm allowed to like girls, science has finally admitted I exist!)
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Does anyone know of any strip clubs that offer haircuts?

    And are the haircuts free with admission or is it extra? Any package deals?
    You want a haircut there? Aren't you a trusting soul.
  • 1HappyRedhead
    1HappyRedhead Posts: 413 Member
    Okay, a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere...

    I am NOT learning how to cut hair, too!


    BWAAHAAHAA
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.

    Technically, he means balls. I hope.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I pity the fool that does not get strip club haiurcuts!!

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I pity the fool that does not get strip club haiurcuts!!

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    It wasn't a Mr. T haircut! It was a landing strip! Give him some credit, he's not an idiot.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....
  • SSAHM
    SSAHM Posts: 172 Member
    Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.

    On the head, itself? :laugh: Nasty!
  • SSAHM
    SSAHM Posts: 172 Member
    By the way thinking about it. Make sure they don't nick your head. You could get some nasty **** happen
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I don't know how to give haircuts, but maybe I could be a strip club shampoo girl. I definitely see career potential in this area.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:

    Hard to screw up a straight shave. :laugh:

    And I'm fairly sure I'd get laid before and after the strip club.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.

    On the head, itself? :laugh: Nasty!

    Right? I can't get past this.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    :laugh:
    Don't do it!!! You'll come back looking like a loser and no girl will ever want to sleep with you again. Trust me :wink:

    :laugh:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Don't you have to have hair to get a haircut? :wink:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....

    Mine has a little toupe that looks like Mr. moneybags' moustache. Wanna see?!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....

    Mine has a little toupe that looks like Mr. moneybags' moustache. Wanna see?!

    My inbox awaits, sir!!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Don't you have to have hair to get a haircut? :wink:

    IT GROWS ON THE SIDES!!

    And, you know, back of the neck...


    Don't worry bro. Got your back.

    I speak from an affectionate, bald-is-beautiful place. :wink:

    See, the emoticons are even bald!

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