Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    When I asked her if she wanted to go for a beer, she asked "Do you mean tequila?". Every time!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia

    Do you know me? Sounds like something a friend would say; I never share my tequila. :-p
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia

    Do you know me? Sounds like something a friend would say; since I never share my tequila. :-p


    LOL guess I have good intuition
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
    Because now I want to do shots and they won't let me at work.
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
    I couldn't take the stress of being an army wife
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    She was too stressed out all the time.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    He wasn't a drummer
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    He chose to play with his guitar 9 times out of 10.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    She was always mad at me
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    to old for me
  • Lyssa54
    Lyssa54 Posts: 81 Member
    he was to much of a bad boy
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    HE DIDNT READ MY PM LOL@ laynerich
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    he was to much of a bad boy

    lol I could change
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    HE DIDNT READ MY PM LOL@ laynerich

    I did :)
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    hit on my sister
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    HE DIDNT READ MY PM LOL@ laynerich

    I did :)

    Sweet
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 756 Member
    Obsessed with someone else
  • Lyssa54
    Lyssa54 Posts: 81 Member
    he wouldnt stop taking pics of himself in the bathroom lol
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    lacked high 5 skills ;)
  • Lyssa54
    Lyssa54 Posts: 81 Member
    lacked high 5 skills ;)
    *fist bump*
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Kept punching me...
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    Always wanted the lights off
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Wouldn't back off of my coconuts, and I didn't have a palm tree! :happy:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Kept calling her boobies coconuts
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    wouldn't tell me the word... OK she told me the word, but I ignored her, and so she left me for my inattention to details!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Much like Jake from State Farm, I'm a guy.....so yeah. Dumped for her inattention to details.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Too much like Jake from State Farm.
  • cheekym7
    cheekym7 Posts: 570 Member
    He looked too much like a she

    LOL oops i was too slow on that one....

    I dumped him because he was obsessed with taking selfies
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    She couldn't tell a man from a woman...
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