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    Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion.

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    edited February 22 in Chit-Chat
    Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.


    This topic is all about quotes from the movie, Monty Python's, The Holy Grail.


    Give me your favorite quote from the movie. Go!

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      "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " bwahahaha great movie!
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      Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:

      King Arthur: I am your king.

      Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

      King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

      Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?

      [Angelic music plays... ]

      King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

      Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

      Arthur: Be quiet!

      Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    • Posts: 6,553 Member
      Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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      This scene!
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      My favorite part:

      It had sharp terrible teeth... like this! (holds to fingers in front of mouth pointing down)

      Is the beast behind the rabbit?

      No it 'tis the rabbit!
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      Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:

      King Arthur: I am your king.

      Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

      King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

      Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?

      [Angelic music plays... ]

      King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

      Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

      Arthur: Be quiet!

      Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

      THE BEST!
    • Posts: 6,553 Member
      Bring out your dead!
    • Posts: 6,553 Member
      How do you know she is a witch -
      She looks like one.
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      LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

      GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

      LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

      GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

      LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

      GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

      LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

      GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

      LANCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

      GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.

      LANCELOT: No, I'm not.
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      What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    • Posts: 41,865 Member
      Bring out your dead!

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      My favorite scene.
    • Posts: 2,250 Member
      Oh my! Did someone call my name?
    • Posts: 154 Member
      The discussion they had regarding the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow killed me.
    • Posts: 1,342 Member
      You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
    • Posts: 2,250 Member
      Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    • Posts: 1,549 Member
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      This scene!

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    • Posts: 1,342 Member
      You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
    • Posts: 6,553 Member
      I'm French. Why do you think I have this out----rageous accent you silly king.
    • Posts: 6,553 Member
      I told them we already got one.
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      Can't stop laughing lolol
    • Posts: 176 Member
      I fart in your general direction, it's just a flesh wound and run away.
    • Posts: 705 Member
      I love this whole freakin' movie.

      The scene with the king explaining to the guards to stay in the room and make sure the prince doesn't leave:

      King: Where are you going?

      Guards: We're going with you.

      The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy ;)
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      "...and NO SINGING!"
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      "I'm not dead yet...:
    • Posts: 67 Member

      The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy ;)

      A wee bit tipsy is the best way to watch it! :)
    • Posts: 705 Member
      "And after the spanking, the oral sex"

      "Well, I could stay a bit longer..."
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