Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
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"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " bwahahaha great movie!0
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Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!0 -
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!0
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This scene!0 -
My favorite part:
It had sharp terrible teeth... like this! (holds to fingers in front of mouth pointing down)
Is the beast behind the rabbit?
No it 'tis the rabbit!0 -
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Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
THE BEST!0 -
Bring out your dead!0
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How do you know she is a witch -
She looks like one.0 -
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LANCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.
LANCELOT: No, I'm not.0 -
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?0
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Bring out your dead!
My favorite scene.0 -
Oh my! Did someone call my name?0
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The discussion they had regarding the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow killed me.0
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You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.0
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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?0
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This scene!
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You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!0
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I'm French. Why do you think I have this out----rageous accent you silly king.0
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I told them we already got one.0
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Can't stop laughing lolol0 -
I fart in your general direction, it's just a flesh wound and run away.0
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I love this whole freakin' movie.
The scene with the king explaining to the guards to stay in the room and make sure the prince doesn't leave:
King: Where are you going?
Guards: We're going with you.
The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy
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"...and NO SINGING!"0
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"I'm not dead yet...:0
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The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy
A wee bit tipsy is the best way to watch it!
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"And after the spanking, the oral sex"
"Well, I could stay a bit longer..."0 -
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