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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • MMarvelous
    MMarvelous Posts: 1,067 Member
    Only shaved her legs and NEVER shaved her armpits UGH
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She went on a reality show and told intimate matters of ours. I was crushed.
  • kodge1985
    kodge1985 Posts: 6 Member
    She liked reality TV shows too much... I had plans to confess all of our secrets, but she said she had been there done that. I left.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Was a horder!
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    did not understand that i needed those 1975 carrier bags from walmart as they were printed with a typo in the name
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    I just couldn't live with the carrier bag fixation :(
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    I was hAngry ... he didn't make breakfast ... do I need to say more...
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    I made breakfast but she was too busy looking at her Messi posters....
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Every time there was a full moon he felt compelled to go out and howl with the wolves.
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    Owwwwwww!!!!!!!
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    "It" destroyed me lol
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    she kept showing me how to kiss her. I was never good enough
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
    I told him, "it's the armour, or me"....he chose the armour....
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    I told her to dump the 80's albums....my mistake :(
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
    Seriously, they are called earplugs....you could have made it work. You are just too picky...I could never live up to your expectations.....smirnoff65
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    Like every other ex couldn't stand my HelloKitty addiction
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    I told her the foam roller was for massaging her back...
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    He was a man, and I don't swing that way....not that there is anything wrong with that
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    Found out that foam rollers satisfied me in ways no one could ;)
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    Told him it was me or the beard....
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    Didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't a man and the beard was glued on
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    Told her that MFP didn't list foam as being calorific....
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    He tried to feed me foam. I suspect he has evil tendencies.
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
    my blood pressure ran too high too long
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
    He kept having grandchildren at the most awkward of moments....randomly running out of he house at all hours, no matter what.
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    I couldn't stand his Union Jack perversion.....
  • OhSoBookish
    OhSoBookish Posts: 1
    He was having an affair with the Man in the Moon.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    She was always stealing my glasses. She likes to look adorable in them
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Keep losing her glasses and is blind without them she kissed my cousin instead of me.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Wouldn't let me watch a movie...
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