Wives evoking the "middle name" when angry...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
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I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    Perfectly ok on kids, I'm just talking about when angry at us husbands...
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wadya do?
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    :laugh:
  • cdfishe1
    cdfishe1 Posts: 4 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    Best reply ever.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    Me? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
  • PinkyFett
    PinkyFett Posts: 842 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

    Bad knee
  • laurie04427
    laurie04427 Posts: 421 Member
    I think I'd burst out laughing if I tried "evoking the middle name". I've made a note to try this and not laugh.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

    Bad knee

    knee pads
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...

    I've never used his middle name. What ya do? lol
  • sophieR12
    sophieR12 Posts: 43
    oh ive only done this once. but i had to ask his middle name before i could do it as i'd ...forgotten it haha
  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
    Five Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

    1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.
    2 NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.
    3 GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
    4 WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.
    5 THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    Bonus Word WOW! This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    You have been warned!
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I think you mean "INvoking"? Evoking is something entirely different...

    I do this to my son. I call him by his first and middle name, and that's how he knows I mean business.
  • crystalpotts
    crystalpotts Posts: 130 Member
    I just do it to my kids. I call my husband by his first and last name when he is being a dufus...lol
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    But I've never done this to my husband, as he already goes by his middle name as his handle, anyway. So it wouldn't really have the same pissed-off ring if I used his real full name.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    I had a horrible habit of replacing his middle name with a curse word. So it'd be first name, curse word, last name. Lol.

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