Why did you dump the person above you?
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Always complained that others had better hair then her. Hello....at least you got some. Haha0
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He slept with my sister0
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His butt was nicer than mine0
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She starred in Orange is the New Black and got famous!0
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Bent my damn water....0
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Says he hung the moon0
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She mooned me.0
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Won't stop grabbing my *kitten*.0
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he was always running around0
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She left me for a man0
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She left, and didn't tell me where she went0
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He wouldn't let me do my laundry on his washboard abs!0
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Her hair always looked better than mine0
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she always complained about her hair.0
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He wouldn't take me to the beach.0
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she wouldn't surf with me.0
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He wouldn't teach me to surf.0
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she was too hot for me to focus on teaching her to surf.0
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He only wanted me for my body.0
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She flaunted her body at the men next door.0
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she was more interested in men next door.0
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He said he would teach me to surf , but tried to drown me for bacon inheritance0
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spent all the rent money on truck load of donuts0
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He stole my surfboard wax.0
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spent all the rent money on truck load of donuts
Did I mention....he lies!0 -
She wrote on the bathroom mirror with her red lipstick that I was a bleep-bleep.0
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she didn't like to express herself properly and just self censored with tv style bleeps0
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I thought he was quiet and shy, but I was wrong0
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she got lip stick on my pillow!0
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